First, you must be able to rip on people's moms, without hesitation, regardless of whether or not you know the person and/or the person's mom.

Second, you must be willing to have your mom ripped on in the most horrific ways possible, just in case someone feels like ripping on your mom (which will most likely be the case, especially if you're a newbie).

Third, and the most difficult requirement, you MUST "know" my([MoM]Porter) mom. We have had to endure this painfull requirement, but once over, then you're mom ripping days are set.

To all those who wish to be part of the [MoM] Clan, you must comply with the [MoM] Commandments. I wish you the best(your mom already knows who's best though)!