This is a closeup of somewhere. Unfortunately, you are nowhere to be found. Or at least using that map. You might be on the back of that graphic or something. Thanx for the grapic Matt. Yer the coolest.
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Gee, I wonder what I did today? Hmmm..... Oh yeah, I added a couple comix. For anyone who actually pays attention to this little news section, SEND FLADMIR SOME QUESTIONS!!! Ok. I'm done. That's my screaming for the day.
What's today's date? Oh yeah. 6-12-00
Ok, I added ANOTHER section. I personally think it stinks, but oh well. Have a look at the Abbv.s. I also updated my info, cuz Judy practically held me at gunpoint to make me do it. Ah well, I love ya anyway Judy.
6-7-00
Wow.... Twice in one week. Now THAT's amazing. Added more comix. Check 'em out. Now. I command thee. Thou shalt check out the new comix.
6-5-00
OH MY GOD! Hey, check it out! I actually updated for once in a million years! I know it's been a long time. A really long time. Come to think of it, I don't even know why I haven't updated for a while, but oh well. I'M UPDATING! Yeah, I guess that's what happens when I get so bored that I start scanning some of my comics. Go to Some Days to check 'em out.
3-20-00
I'm still home sick, and Matt convinced me to add a new section. Voodoo Pixs. Check it out. Also updated a lil bit in the other parts.
3-16-00
Changed the graphic at the top, it was donated by Matt. Thanks a million dude.
2-17-00
Added on to Gullibilities.
2-14-00
At Matt and Colrad's suggestion, I added a brand new section, Gullibilities.
2-12-00
Wow... It's been a little while... I added a link, and y'all better go check it out.
1-30-00
Added a few things... Another gripe, and another top 10.
1-24-00
Well hey, I just finished updating my page, hehe. In case ya didn't notice any change, there's actually a background here now. Before any of ya's ask, yes I did make this background. I added on to the What's Wrong section. Hey, ya know what I just realized? It's the 24th. That means it's my dad's b-day. Happy birthday, Dad.
I also updated the stuff on the My Info page.
1-19-00
Added a couple more questions, n guess what's on Friday? MUH B-DAY!! There's no chance in hell I'm gonna update then. O yea... In case all y'all didn't notice, there's now been 800 ppl who checked out my site. Thanx everyone! I hope to keep getting more.
1-09-00
Hey hey. Just got bored and finally fed Matt's questions to Fladmir. Thought about makin a new graphic, but decided to be lazy and not do it.
1-04-00
Added some more questions, and a BRAND SPANKIN' NEW TOP 10 LIST!!!
12-27-99
FLADMIR HAS BEEN REVIVED!!! Someone just sent in about 15 questions last nite, and they're all answered and posted. Thanx j!!
12-26-99
OH MY GOD!!! I added a GRAPHIC!!! Look about 10 lines up if ya don't believe me! Well.... this is a first, and mebby a last, so if you're happy about this, and ya know it, clap your hands!! And since this is such a momentus occasion, I think I'll actually update some other stuff too. Now all you gotta do is explore and find out what all's updated.
12-24-99
Updated the quotes and got a new disclaimer at the bottom. And since I probably won't be updating tomorrow or anything, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all a y'all.
12-22-99
What am i whining about now? Go to the "What's Wrong" section and find out! Just added 2 more today.
12-21-99 Later that day......
I got bored and added a SlamBook. It's at the bottom of this page, go check it out.
12-21-99
OH MY GOD!!!! I actually updated 2 days in a row!! Something's wrong, but oh well. I added the "What's Wrong?" section, so check it out! Also, if it ain't too much trouble, PLEASE send in some questions for Fladmir! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!! He needs some action, and he hasn't had any for a couple months now.
12-20-99
Hey! WOW! I actually updated my site TWICE this month!! Cool, huh? Anywaze, I added a top 10 list. Have fun everbody.
12-11-99
More than a month since the last real update.... Well this isn't a real one either, but I felt like sayin somethin on here. I have no idea when/if there's gonna be a real update anytime in the future, but hey, it could happen. I'll garuntee it'll happen if all a y'all send me stuffs... Actually, I was just inspired (I have no clue what by), and I created the first 2 Top 10 Lists.
11-16-99
This isn't really an update, but more of a notice for anyone who cares or comes up with a good idea. I'm going to start a Top 10 List section, but I need ideas for things that I could do a Top 10 for. Send any ideas here.
10-29-99
Added a new section. "Stupid Questions". Check it out, and lemme know what you think.
10-23-99
Fladmir answered another question, and I got bored, so I decided to post it.
10-20-99
This weekend I updated the questions asked of Fladmir, and the quotes for anyone that wants to check it out. Also, I'm getting my ICQ list back together, but I still want ppl back on there. I also still want you ppl to forward the URL of my site to ppl, so it can get better. If you can think of anything that you think should be on this site, let me know. Also be sure to sign my guestbook if you haven't already, cuz I wanna know who all's been here.
10-13-99
Well, I updated today by adding links to the bottom of all the pages, but there's still not a lot of traffic, so if you loyal visitors (yeah right) would, please send a link to this page to all your friends, cuz it won't get any better unless you guys do something about it.
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