"Music has pretty much taken over my life. I told my dad I wanted to play in a band nd make
lots of money. He told me to get out of my fantasy world because it was a million to one chance.
Now when I'm playing my guitar or drums and he tells me to go do my studies, I tell him I can't-
because I'm working. He just looks at me, shakes his head, laughs and says "You lucky bastard!"
(Now I wish that would happen to me...)
"We still have to wake up and go to school. We still have to do homework."
"I live in an eskimo."
"Life's a bitch, and so am I, so get used to it..."
"First would ask her what type of shampoo she uses." (About Alanis Morisette.)
"Hopefully, I hve my own style too."
"Daniel is definately NOT gay."
"Sometimes Daniel always says how muscle-y he is, being sarcastic cos he's like a puny
bastard, mega skinny. He pick fights with me and Chris, but we always show him who's boss."
"What about the drummer?" (Yeah you're a hottie Ben, don't worry...)
"Can somebody call my sex toy over here?"
"She (a flight attendant) tried to rape me."
"I'm married."
"A guy asked me if I ever got a boner in a classroom."
"No one likes me." (We do Ben...)
"My penis is pierced."
"I'd do a show naked."
"It's always nice to know you have a girl in kinky clothes back home."
"We like playing darker music more than happy music. Happy music isn't very intense,
doesn't make you very hyped up, it makes you smile and jump around like a fairy. Darker music
turns you into a hardcore motherf*cker."
"Some guy said to me that we sounded like Nirvana and wound up in the hospital. Just
kidding, but we don't like it very much. We don't hate Nirvana, but it just gets a bit boring after a
wile."
Singing, "I know a woman dressed in red, she lost it in my bed. I know a woman dressed in
pink, she makes my finger stink."
"Oi!"
"If you misquote me -on anything- I'll come looking for you. Know what I mean?" To a
cicada...
"There's a good scene over there right now, with bands like Magic Dirt, Spider Bait,
Tumbleweed, and Powder Finger. The only difference between us and them, is that we had one
song that got attention. But they'll get theirs in time, if they stick with it."
"It's not a very complicated part, but I think it really adds something to the song. I just made
it up in the studio and went for it. We cut it a couple of times, trying different things. But I don't
think I would even have thought to put something like that in there a few years ago."
"When we started at 12 or 13, we were no brains and all attitude."
"You wanna go halves on a baby?" (That's his fav chat line...:O)
"We're getting away from those losers!"
"That's all right as far as I'm concerned. I don't have a fucking license!"
"So much for the photographer taking pictures of us!"
"Look out for the baby!"
"Yeah, Daniel, get ready to go to jail!"
"Holy shit, it's the cops!"
"It's heavy, it's louder, it's got a lot of different shit on it..."
"There's nothing that, you know.... you gotta hear it, I guess."
"Ummm, yeah, we made like, 5 BILLION EACH! That's about it."
"Yeah, I don't think that we've changed at all. We might have, but I think that we are still the
same people as we have always been."
"I... ummm, I'm just really interested in the human body, you know, it speaks for itself, I
guess."
"Well... we used to be fully into Pearl Jam... But now, we pretty much all stopped listenning
to them. And now we started listenning to Tool, Korn, Rage."
"Awww, we're boring guys, we don't do shit. Awww... I'm trying to think. We'll come up with
something soon!"
"We already do waterfalls actually, we put the make up under our eye and everything, no i'm
just kidding!"
"Yeah, we're staying clear of llama's!"
"Yeah Everclear came on and we did an encore... & we played Paranoid and um, the guys
from everclear sang it & when they came on they brought this like blow-up doll & it had a banana
in one it's three, uh love entrances..."
"I bought a helicopter..."
"Dates before mates...you don't do it. It's mates before dates."
"It's certainly not our intention inthe near future anyway!" (About colllege plans)
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