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Scourge of the 11 freeway's fearsome of those who talk in their sleep. Shiver with fear when they see.... Scarlet Ann.... Tales of treasure and adventure. 

Arrr.. thy be those who speak unto themselves.. a bounty hidden in the depths of wonderment. swashbucklers beware for those who know none of Scarlet Ann shall soon be shown the glory that bethrows them of mine and yours. Let me tell you a story of a female so feared u'd best hold ur eyes in their sockets....

Once upon a time she was a girl tormented with anguish... fallen food.. limited amounts of milk given to her.. always demanding for more..

by the time she had known more.. she had seemed to be an innocent one... one with eyes of angelic qualities.. deep beneath lurked a storm waiting to happen....

her first raid was in the pantries of her relatives... carefully horded away for later enjoyment.. greed and hope filled her mind... she recruited pirate kittens as her crew.. who were trained well in looting and terror.. 

a long lost treasure hidden deep in the dwellings long forgotten was her next booty...

onward pirates.. first we must eliminate the dragon-dawg... the only way to defeat him is by means of a staring contest.....

and the treasure bin was to be opened... only to find the finest of lost treasure...

wow.. buried within.. Scarlet Ann has found the bounty of all times... treasure no other pirate would know the likes of... encrusted with diamonds,  silver and gold... this was truly the Treasure of Victoria's Secret....aye matey.. the best booty ever found south of the 60 freeway...

This is a spenderous show of how another's trash is another's treasure... ARRRRRR....