In the unlikely horrible event that one Martina Hingis falls out of favor, well, there seems to be someone more than able to take her place. We're sure she's willing. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to be the object of desire of this obsessive fan club?

We're not saying that we want Martina to lose our favor. But maybe we could make room for someone else. You never know if Martina is going to quit tennis forever. Or if she joins the other team. Then what? The fantasies will have to be replaced. And what better replacement than this cute little sixteen year old girl?

Now it may seem that we have selected Anna Kournikova simply because of her body. That has nothing to do with it. We do confess that she does have quite a body, but that's not why we have nominated her to be part of our obsessive fan club. No sir. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's the smile.

We admit that it's hard to keep your eyes off this fine specimen of a sixteen year old girl. And we also admit that it is even more pleasurable to watch this particular female tennis player run run run around the court and sweat up a storm, but this is definitely the wrong line of thinking.

How can you possibly look at the picture on the left and think that she is here just because of her body? You must be stuck in the dark ages, my friend. This is the age of equality, not bias towards good looking women. When we look at this picture we see a hard working tennis player, not a hot, sweaty, tan, thin, well-formed, sexy young female. We see...ah well, I guess we can understand how one might look at this picture and see this. In fact, after reconsidering I suppose it would be hard to see anything but that. So what? We are tennis fans, not pedophiles. Or something like that.