Innocence and sweetness. Those are the two words that come to mind when I look at this
picture. Such a pure model of perfection so rarely graces the court that when one does,
you have to stop and take notice. Without beauty in the world what would we have? Rhetorical
question. Don't break yourself answering it.
Just as the picture on the left inspires sweetness, the one on the right makes me wonder.
The hair. I suppose it's the hair. That would be long flowing hair that covers up her shoulders
and makes her look so young and innocent. It's just so...phallic. Wow, where did that come
from?
But enough of that. What we have here is some facts. These facts, in all their purity,
are to inform you, the obsessed fan, of every little detail about Anna Kournikova's life.
The Facts On Anna
| Name |
Anna Kournikova |
| Birthdate |
June 7, 1981 |
| Sign |
Gemini |
| Birthplace |
Moscow, Russia |
| Residence |
Bradenton, Florida |
| Height |
5' 6" |
| Weight |
112 lbs |
| Plays |
Right-handed |
| Racket |
Yonex |
| Turned Pro |
October 1995 |
| Eye Color |
Brown |
| Coach |
Nick Bollettieri |
| Hair Color |
Dirty blonde |
| Father |
Sergei |
| Mother |
Alla |
| Parents |
Not divorced |
Anna's Favorites
| Hobbies |
Reading, listening to music,
watching television |
| Favorite City |
Paris |
| Favorite Color |
Black |
| Favorite Court |
Clay |
| Favorite Tournament |
French Open |
| Favorite Food |
Cheese steaks |
| Favorite season |
Spring |
| Favorite Number |
42 |
| Favorite band |
Jane's Addiction |
| Favorite song |
Summertime Rolls |
| Boyfriend |
Sergei Fedorov (rumor) |
| Favorite Athlete |
I suppose that would
be Sergei Federov |
| Favorite Sports to watch |
Ice Hockey |
| Alternate profession |
Actress |
So there you have it. I wonder what this photographer was thinking when he took this picture.
Notice how the head is cut off. Do you think his mind is in the gutter too? He must be a proud
member of the Obsessive Anna Kournikova Fan Club. We welcome him with open arms.
DAMN She's got such a great stroke :o)
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