Okay, first off, the concert started like, an hour late 'cause of all the rain and lightning. Did I get wet? Hell no, 'cause my mom knows someone at TicketMaster and scored two front row tickets for only $60 the day they went on sale. But before I go on, let me tell you who all went to the concert with us and how they got tickets. First, it's me and my 14 year old sister Kira, who is the ultimate teenybopper. Y'all know how we got tickets. So then there's her friend Rachel, who scored tickets for the second row from her mom, with every intention of standing in the front row with us. Then there's my two best friends, Isabella and Yasmine, who decided that I shouldn't go into this alone and bought some third row tickets for like, $60 each, but also snuck up to the first row with us. How did they not get caught? They snuck up front right when Johnny Wright came out, and we didn't sit down in our seats, so the security guards didn't notice.

Anyway, Sugar Hill gang came out, yada -yada- yada, and then Jordan Knight's gay ass comes out. He so cannot dance. I loved his DJ, though. Now onto 'NSYNC. Johnny Wright's Oreo-sell out ass came out and said that the show was gonna be postponed some more, and Yasmine screams, "Damn! Lance didn't put on his mascara yet?" Also, when Johnny looked at me, I pantomimed like I was smoking a joint and gave him the "You want a hit?" gesture. Johnny Wright thoroughly disgusts me. So finally the lights dim and all the dumb kids chant "'NSYNC" over and over like that's gonna make 'em come out any quicker. So this really nerdy guy come on the screen and says that he's gonna hold the audience hostage and 'NSYNC can't perform 'cause basically they're stoopy poopy BackStreet wannabes. (Okay, he didn't say that, but did I not jump for joy when I heard 'NSYNC wouldn't perform?) Anyway, everything gets all "Mission Impossible"-like and you can hear helicopter sounds and Justin (I think) saying, "We're coming in on a helicopter" or something. Isabelle leans over and says to me, "I feel the wackness level going through the roof, yo." All their profiles came on, and then the boys came out on these ropes and sang "Here We Go". Yasmine (or Isabelle, I forget) says, "They have the flow? I always knew they were girls. Someone should really clue them in about Tampax." After that is "You Got It", and I must say that I love the dance they do during the chorus when they throw their arms or whatever. Then, they sing "For the Girl Who Has Everything", but before they do, JC is all like, "Do you know what my problem is? It seems like all these beautiful ladies seem to have everything." I scream, "Which basically means you can't buy sex anymore!" He goes on to say that two things we probably don' t have are love and a seat on the stage. As the girls are being brought out, Yasmine screams at him, "Isn't that a contradiction? If we have everything, doesn't that include a seat on the stage?" and yes he did hear her 'cause he looked right at her and shrugged. They do the butterfly on the chair, my sister almost faints, and Isabella screams, "Okay, give me the room number and I will be there!" ~LMAO~ Okay, then Justin Tendertoe's verse comes up and he does that whole sliding move, and you know that there's no way I was gonna let him get away with thinking he invented that move. I yell, "Ginuwine patented that move back on 'Pony', but you sho' can riiiiide it!" Then I started to mimic his pelvic thrusts. Oh yeah! H-SOAP is in effect. (H-SOAP= Hot Sex On A Platter **wolf howls**) Then came the time line medley. They sounded really good during "That Thing You Do", but we fell out laughing during the whole Jackson 5 thing. Why is it that Justin was the only one able to do the dances correctly? **sigh** They sang "Celebrate" and Isabelle and I got into a huge debate as to whether Kool and the Gang are black or white. To this day, she still thinks they're white. Oh well. I must say that Joey busted a move like a good little pimp. So to show our love of pimpin', me, Yasmine, and Isabella grabbed the crotches of our pants and yelled, "Where my bitches?! Where my hoes at?!" Joey had such a huge Kool-Aid grin on his face looking at us that I couldn't help but laugh.

Then came the 90's and they sang "Crazy For You", and Isabelle and I started to head bang so hard that for a second I thought I was white (not that that's a racial comment or anything, so don't take offense). Then, me and Isabelle head banged at each other and pretended to smack our heads together. We fell back into our seats holding our heads like it really hurt. Justin and Chris just laughed at our dumbness. After "CFY", Lance comes out on stage all alone and says, "Do you know what I need?". Here's the kicker: Isabelle yells, "You need some of Tamara's sweet lovin'! We do it all for the nookie!" As I smacked Isabelle upside the head, Yasmine yells, "You need to take off all that make-up, beeeaatch!" ~ROTFL~ Lance goes, "I need to know if I drive you crazy," or some dumb shit like that. Of course, they launch into "IDMC" and during Justin's verse, she starts to freak on herself in a really goofy way and mouths, "I know you want me. Come and get it, daddy." ~LOL~ When JC gets up and sings "WHYYYY didn't I know?", Isabelle sings, "That crack's addictive, baby?" as the boys sing, "How much I love you, baby?" Now do you see why I brought them? Okay, so after that the boys sing, "GMHS" and we laugh at the end when Justin does his little pause thing...the FIRST TIME. We thought it was kinda cute. But when he did it for the THIRD time, I screamed, "On YOOOUUUU!!!!", and Yasmine and Isabella shout, "Get on with it, you f***ing showoff!" Ouch! I know Justin's ego was bruised, 'cause we got a serious glare from Tendertoe. Then Chris says something like, "Justin, you think you can finish this up?", and Yasmine yells, "For real! 'South Park' is comin' on in an hour, kid!" ~LMAO~ Justin finishes the song, I thank the Lord, and they exit the stage. The gay 'NSYNC sign comes up, and the boys come back out and sing "I Want You Back". Me and the gals launch into our crackhead, really fast version of the "Running Man" and the "Butterfly". JC looked at us and started shaking 'cause he was holding in his laughter, but he looked dumb 'cause he had this HUGE grin on his face. God, this concert was longer than I thought.... Anyway, after that they play the "You Drive Me Crazy" video, which I've seen a million times already (my sister has every 'NSYNC appearance in the universe). Isabelle wonders outloud, "Since they're always talking about going crazy, shouldn't this tour be sponsored by Pro-Zac rather than Herbal Essences?" **Note: If you have the "UDMC" video, then watch it again, 'cause at the part where they get kicked out (when they're dressed as the Spice Girls) Justin actually hits the girl back! Funny as hell, people. Finally, they come out and sing "Sailing", but we don't mess with them then 'cause we like the song and plus their on harnesses and we wouldn't mess with anybody in that situation. After that is "TUMH", and we laughed at the "Look Mom! I'm smacking my own ass now!" part. When they come to the front of the stage, we turn around and start smacking our asses. I'll say Joey was amused...after that, no comment. We bailed before they finished though, as to avoid traffic. And that, all you 'NSYNC fans was my concert experience, told from a non-fan's perspective.