When it comes down to it, they ALL give you the SAME PICTURES!!!!
Why Chris is More Hip Hop Enphatjuwaded Than Justin
9. He dresses in layers (unlike Justin who seems to only like his wifebeater)
8. He uses braid sheen
7. He's not pressed over a stupid color like babyblue (if Justin was hip hop enphatjuwaded he would call it POWDER blue!)
6. He doesn't make up SORRY WANNABE-GHETTO slang such as "crunk"
5. He said every SISTA on their countdown was BEAUTIFUL (Mya NOT included)
4. He has MORE THAN ONE pair of sunglasses, not to mention he wears them in doors (even the dark shaded ones)
3. Justin only THINKS he's a brotha, but Chris IS a BROVA
2. He has braids (Justin has a sorry wannabe afro)
He has more Fubu than they sell in stores!!!!!!!
Why Justin Can Be Considered Black/Ghetto
9. He drives a Mercedes
8. He listens to Hip Hop
7. He loves basketball
6. He wears Fubu
5. That necklace he was wearing on TRL (what was that thing? it had so much ice on it that the sparkle hurt my eyes!)
4. His afro
3. How he dances
2. That beat box thing he does
How he TRIES to talk!!!!
Why JC Can Be Considered On Drugs
9. He sleeps too much
8. He thought it would be cool to steal menus from a restaurant
7. He thanked Peaches on the album
6. He went out with Peaches
5. He was on the Mickey Mouse Club (I did like that show alot but having to be near some of those people for 4 years I can understand why he'd be on drugs)
4. He occaisionally tries to talk like Justin
3. He's teeth are yellow (everyone knows smoking turns your teeth yellow)
2. How he dances (he has way too much energy and he moves in this seizure like manner)
He said that they use crack/caffiene!!!!
That's all for now but I will put more up!
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