'NSync: TRL Appearance #234,342,234…

Hmm… 'NSync has once again decided to grace TRL with their presence. Cool. I actually enjoyed this appearance enough to record it. I'd just like to point out my personal favorite parts:

"NSync came out a little early…" Carson says. Only someone with a mind as perverted as mine could chuckle at that remark.

JC was a little too excited. Was it really necessary to impersonate a Mexican Jumping Bean? Feel free to NOT BE OVER ACTIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE…

Chris was backin' that thang up, huh Carson? I won't even comment.

Speaking of Carson, he seems to like them more. He certainly was a helluva lot nicer to them.

Justin + Do rag = Stroll down MMC memory lane. Remember him and Britney's lovely rendition of "I'll Take You There"? MMC memories + Justin = Embarrassment. Therefore, Do rag + Justin also equals embarrassment. *Pats self on the back* Nice theory, Tammy! *One thing though. I don't think that entire theory came from me, for I have a nagging suspicion that I heard it somewhere and recorded it in my subconscious. If you think I bit this from you, then I'm sorry and let me know and I'll five you your props. Naa mean?

Not even the snow could keep the rabid 'NSync fans away… wow.

Joey + Justin + Excitement always equals "Stupidity x Corniness"… Whoo, whoo, whoo! Did I get that right, guys? *Chuckles* Do I sound like y'all, yet? Adam Sandler said it best in "The Waterboy" when he said, "Y… y… you sound l… l… like a… a… a big ol' choo choo train."

Carson didn't get the date of the album release right. Justin had to check his ass. Go boy!

Carson: Does the title "No Strings Attached" have to do with you guys not being puppets anymore? Justin: (paraphrased) We never were, bitch. That's just how you saw us.

Carson high-fiving 'NSync? No more love for the Backstreet Boys, huh? That'll teach them not to return your phone calls, right Carson?

Damn Justin. Is there ever a time when you DON'T answer all the questions? Let JC speak, dammit!

"I think getting a straight answer outta Chris is damn near impossible." You couldn't be more correct, Carson. You gotta give Chris props for the comedy angles, though.

Seeing Chris rap the chorus to "Forgot About Dre" was both amusing and enlightening. I got in a good laugh and remembered just how corny he really is.

**On a side note: I wonder how long it took them to learn the words to that song. I listen to it everyday and am just now getting the chorus down.**

I don't think Lance really likes that song… he looked dead while it was playing. Hahaha…

JC on the other hand loved it… I thought he was gonna smack Justin in the face trying to dance offa that song. How can you not love this guy?

**Another side note: Eminem looks really good for a white guy.**

Carson talked about the TRL Super Bowl Edition… "Who has the best hands?" Joey says "Me!" and starts laughing. I'll bet you do, stud. I'll bet you do.

Justin said "hell"… I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am so glad they left TransCon and are on the Jive label now. They can finally be human. Before you know it, they too will be admitting to having girlfriends.

JC took the credit for Justin's joke. Justin goes, "Joey would make a helluva cheerleader," and no one notices. JC says, "Man, you put Joey in a skirt…" and everyone laughs. That'll teach Justin about stealing the spotlight!

Mosh pits… glad those things don't happen at hip hop concerts or else somebody's ass is gettin' shot.

JC knew the words to "Falling Away From Me"… that's something you don't see everyday.

When JC answered the question about the new song relating to relationships and was talking about how he was in some sticky break ups, I cracked up when Carson's like, "Yeah I know" and JC goes "Bitter?" and just about dies laughing. Not only did JC sound cool answering the question, but he dissed Carson about the whole Jennifer Love Hewitt break up. God I'm loving JC right about now.

Justin is not funny. Sorry, but it's the truth.

"See Justin." "See the tape." "See Justin and the tape." "See Justin run with the tape." "Go Justin, go!"

**The third side note: Justin wears that jacket on damn near every TV appearance he can.**

The girl they called sounded like she was having an orgasm on the phone… but don't make fun of her, Carson. I thought it was sweet how she sounded like she was gonna cry.

JC fell out laughing when he saw proof that the dog was named 'NSync. Hehehe…

Carson's dumb. When Chris goes, "How many people can say, 'Give 'NSync a biscuit'?" Carson says, "I don't know what that means, Chris." Umm, hello?! Carson, the little girl said not even thirty seconds ago that her dog was named 'NSync… dumb ass.

I really like their new video. I had to cuss out a girl named Emily for saying it was dumb. That bitch.

Justin did a HUGE pelvic thrust right in the camera during the break down of the song. I see he's keeping the nasty, Jodeci pride alive.

JC jumps too high during the lassoing part of the dance. He kinda messes it up for everyone. Ironically, Lance and Chris look the best doing the dance.

I've been chased by dogs before, and I can honestly say that Justin was running entirely too slowly away from those Dobermans.

**The final side note: Justin doesn't answer when Carson asks, "How long before you kick the Backstreet Boys out of the number one spot?", but he's dying to say, "Just give it 24 hours and we'll be at number one, Carson."

All in all, I give this appearance two thumbs up. It was way better than all the other appearances, with the exception of the AMA's, which doesn't count 'cause they didn't talk; they just performed. Also, it wasn't quite better than the TRL Super Bowl addition or Lance on "7^th Heaven", but it was still damn good.