Here we go:

First of all, do they even make bills that large anymore? Anyway, why would anyone want a $10,000 bill when they can have it in 100s, 50s, etc.? If you ask me, sure, it looks impressive, but if you lose it, you're out a whole ten grand. If you have it in 50s, and you lose one, you're only down to $9,950. Think about it.

Anyway, what if God were to offer me a $10,000 blessing; would I take it? Sure, but in small bills. It looks like Jesus wants me to be rich, too. Let's see what else they have to say.