This page starts off with one of the greatest sentences ever printed: "WE BELIEVE GOD HAS SENT US AS MESSENGERS OF HIS FINANCIAL DELIVERANCE, WHICH IS TO COME. Wow. Powerful words, those. Turns out they were directed by God through another minister to send me an anointed Miracle Blessing Money Pack.

Wait a minute. Who's this other minister? Why wasn't I told about this? Isn't this supposed to be a private correspondance? I should have been notified. Well, the letter tells me not to panic, so I won't.

So, God has a plan for me. I'm enlightened. I have a special connection with God (that everyone else has, but mine is special, somehow). Something is bothering me, though, and they know this because of some mystery minister. Who is this guy? How does he know me? All will be revealed, hopefully. Let us move on.