RK: “Whaha! 80w |>0\/\/|\| 70 |>4 L337 (0|\/|@|\||>3|2, p47|-|3+!|< m0|2+@L 83I|\|9z! 3y3 |<00d |<|2|_|5|-| |_| w17|-| 0|\|3 5M@5h 4 m@ m3y37y f157!”1
Mars: “Dude, you are not the L337 Commander.”
RK: “Shut up, dude. I’m putting the P|-|34|2 of |\/|@ L337 5|<1LLz into them.”
Mars: “You ain’t g07z no L337 5k!lLLz.”
RK: “Shut the fuck up, man. I 90+z |\/|@|> L337 5|<1LLz.”
Mars: “You’re terrorizing an ant hill.”
RK: “Don’t make me kick your ass.”
Mars: “Um, they’re crawlin’ up your leg, buddy. You might want to do somethin’ ‘bout that.”
RK: “Aagh! Die evil cretins!”
(Starts to stomp on ant hill while laughing maniacally.)
(Mars grabs RK and starts to drag her away.)
RK: “Nooo! I haven’t finished abolishing the rebel uprising with my L337|\|355, yet! PH34|2 |\/|3, minions!”
Mars: “Dude, you scare me.”
1 "Whaha! Bow down to the L337 Commander, pathetic mortal beings! I could crush you with one smash of my mighty fist!"
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