Blurbs

I wrote these just because I felt like it. They really have no greater purpose than to be funny. The dialogue spoken by letters (i.e. A: ... or B:...) is because someone else needed to say something, but I have no particular person in mind. And just as a Warning, there is some possibly objectionable words used in these, so if you are offended by bad language, you've been warned. Keep small children away. May cause corruption. Anywho, you get the idea. And these are just posted in the order that I wrote them, not alphabetically, just FYI. Enjoy!

Oh, and as a last note: I've been getting some comments about how these blurbs seem to be influenced by some other things on the internet. Well, duh. Anyone's writing is influenced by things in their lives. I feel like people are insinuating I stole something. I have stolen nothing. I will not justify myself for things I have not done. So get over it. Deal with it. The personality of characters (specifically RK) are basically from my FK Fanfic writing. The style is the only thing that's changed slightly. I'm just using swearing now, as well as L337 because it's a new level of techyness for my character, not because I'm copying other characters. And RK is even basically the same character as Kell-Lee (my character I made up years ago for my FK fanfic). Kell-Lee's full name is Kell-Lee RK, the RK for Revolutianoire Keshmon, so it's not even like I created a *new* character for use in these blurbs. Sure these blurbs have been influenced by my life, but the comedic style is similar to wot I've written in before, only now it's more mature. These are completely original fiction, and I feel slightly offended if anyone suggests otherwise. So ya'll can just go kiss my ass and get over it. Anyway, now that I've vented, go read and enjoy my little blurbs!

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The Naming of the Ham

The Naming of the Mouse

A Reason for Measuring

It's Art!

One Shot or Two?

Cow Pie Tackle

Caution: The Woods Are Dangerous

Still Single, Huh?

Here Baby Baby

Got Compass?

VSM Gets A Hobby