(RK is intently measuring cans of food.)
Mars: “Hey, RK, what’re you doin’?”
RK: “Measuring.”
Mars: “Well, I can see that. But why are you measuring our canned foods?”
RK: “’Cause I’ve already done the desk, table, chairs, tv, and books. The food was next on my list.”
Mars: “Um, yeh, okay… But, why?”
RK: “’Cause I gotz da bomb ruler!”
(RK whips it around and it waggles in the air.)
Mars: “What the hell is wrong with that thing?”
RK: “It’s da Bendy Ruler! Do not dis da Bendy Ruler, j0!”
Mars: “Why the fuck would you want a rubber ruler?”
RK: “Because it’s, it’s… Bendy!”
Mars: “Yeah, so?”
RK: “And… and, it’s…”
(Mars raises an eyebrow at RK.)
(RK readjusts her grip on da Bendy Ruler.)
RK: “Don’t make me beat you with this.”
(Mars shakes her head, and goes off to find better things to do.)
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