(Mars was just coming home and was almost at the door when she heard loud electronic whining sounds accompanied by frequent popping. She paused and listened before going any nearer the house.)
(KABOOM!!)
(Mars heard screaming coming from inside the house as the tv flew out through the wall, leaving a rather large hole and a billowing cloud of smoke in its wake.)
RK: “Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!”
(RK bursts through the front door, colliding with Mars on the way.)
Mars: “What the Hell are you doing? And what the fuck happened to the new tv?”
RK: “Oh, heya Mars. Didn’t know you were back. Didn’t happen to see a flying tv pass by here, didja?”
Mars: “RK, what the Hell happened to the tv?”
RK: “Uh, oh that. It kinda blew up. The Evil TV Demon possessed it. I was in the process of exorcising it when ‘BOOM!’ it blew up and flew through the wall!”
Mars: “Right. Ok. You are so not allowed to touch anything electronic ever again.”
(RK looked at her in incomprehension. Not touch anything electronic ever again? Not possible. Mars could almost see the unused gears clicking about in RK’s head.)
(Then RK smiled, apparently having processed and filed Mars' threat away under ‘Did Not Happen’.)
RK: “So, did you happen ta see which way that evil tv went?”
(Mars sighed, giving up for the time being, and pointed in the direction the tv had traveled.)
Mars: “Just follow the smoke trail, nimwit. Shouldn’t be too hard.”
RK: “Right, thanks buddy.”
(RK looks around, sees a 2x4 and grabs it as a weapon, stalking off to track down the remains of the tv.)
(Upon coming to the smoldering wreckage, RK brandishes her 2x4 bat and bravely attacks the tv.)
RK: “Whaha! Thought you could escape, huh? Well, not from me! I am the Mighty and All-Powerful Destroyer of Things Possessed! Die, Evil Villain!”
(Wham, Whack, Boom!)
(The tv exploded again, launching vertically and exploding into flames. It crashed back down to earth and shattered into a bunch of little tiny bits.)
RK: “Whasha! Dead now, ain’t ya? Thought you could…”
(Then the remains of the tv popped and exploded one more time, and RK jumped back, assuming a defensive pose with the 2x4. She surveyed the scene a moment longer, then turned and scurried on back to the house, leaving the electrical carnage as a warning to all other tv demons.)
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