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From those that should know (all questions are answered by kids,
ages 5-10).
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four, because at that age you don't have to work anymore, and
you can spend all your time loving each other..."
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
WHY DOES LOVE HAPPEN BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE?
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but
the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television."
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up.
Better Be Safe Than........ Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike While The........ Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before........ Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of........ Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But....... How?
Don't Bite The Hand That... .....Looks Dirty.
No News Is........ Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A........ Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New........ Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll........Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust........ Me
The Pen Is Mightier Than The........ Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is........ The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's........ Pollution.
Happy The Bride Who........ Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is........ Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's........ The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What........ You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And......You Have To Blow Your Nose.
None Are So Blind As........ Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not........ Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed........ Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You........ See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... .....Get Out Of The Way.
There Is No Fool Like... .....Aunt Eddie.
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On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local
college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired,
"What ever possessed you to study Japanese?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a
year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to
understand him."
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby
came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a
wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without
hesitation.
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