TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AN AUSTRALIAN

You know your great-grandad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted. You get to live in What was Britians larfest 'open prison'.
Fosters Lager.
You dispossess Aborigines who have kived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
You get to annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
Your tact and sensitivity.
Bondi Beach
Other beaches
Your liberated attitude towards homosexuals.
You get to drink cold lager on the beach.
You get to have a nit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.