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MagnaAngemon- What's my name?!
Kari- "Digi.....what? Monsters aren't real!
Kari: Gatomon do you know that your name means "cat monster" is Spanish?
Kari:Who needs you people? I'm gonna get my OWN T.V. show.
Kari: Card Capters is way better!!! **sings** Card Capters! A mystic adventure! Card Capters! A quest for all time! Card Capters! A mystic adventure! Card Capters! A quest for all time! Card Capters...
Kari: Gatomon! Use your Payday attack!
Gatomon: (hits Piedmon and faints) *coins scatter*
Kari: I picked up $10!
Kari---We met this guy named Evilmon. He tried to convince us he was
good. AS IF!!!!!!!!
Kari'll never say: Tai, buzz off!
Gatomon -All hail Demidevimon the ruler of evil digimon when Myotismon's not
around!
Gatomon: Oh, how I'd love to live like Garfield, then I can sleep and eat all day
Gatomon- "Anyone else in the mood for a catnap?"
Gatomon: I should've stuck with Myotismon....
Gatomon: These gloves are pinching me!
Angewomon: Ooooh! I love the way you do your hair Lady Devimon!
Lady Devimon: Why thankyou! I think I should really ditch this black outfit and get some new clothes. Maybe I'll get a pink outfit with white wings!
Angewomon: Wow! You'd look absolutely gorgeous! I really think I should get my nails done like you! They are sooooo evil!
Lady Devimon: Oh, you mean these old things? I work 2 hours a day to get them like that.
Angewomon: Hey, let's go shopping and call a truce!
Lady Devimon: Like, okay!
Angewomon---(scene where she fights Ladydevimon) Cut!!! Can't we just
finish this tommorow? I'm tired.
Ladydevimon---Me too.
Director---okay, fine.
Angewomon---Come, Lady D. I have Green tea at my place.
Ladydevimon---Ooooh, my favorite!
Joe-Let's go jump off a cliff!
Joe: Howdy, buckaroos! How would ya be a-hitchin' a ride on this here monster for, uh, $19.95? RIIIIGHT!!!
Matt, Joe, and Tai: WHASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!
Joe:Hey dad! Forget the doctor thing, I'm joining the army!
Joe:Come on, you guys! It's just Piedmon, nothing to be afraid of!
Joe: The world is one big happy place! No more worries!
Joe- OK Tai, I'll go help you set the DigiWorld on fire!
Joe- "The DigiWorld is just too boring! Let's go swim in shark infested waters instead!?"
Joe-Books are for nerds
Joe- "Anyone in the mood for some bungee jumping?"
JOE:LETS SKATEBOARD DOWN A HILL OF MOLTEN LAVA!
Joe - Let's go sky diving!!
"Can you please stop tormenting the deranged clown?" -Joe
Joe: None of them truly suspect that in reality, I am a bounty hunter who gets his kicks jumping from exploding buildings instead of this spineless jellyfish!
Mimi: Mimi: And none of them suspect that I am Joe's partner in danger, taking careful note of every conversation this group has. Ha ha! They've never noticed how we hang out together so much!
Joe- Hey! My glasses got crushed and I can still see!
Joe: Hey now that were back on Earth Lets go on a roller coaster!
Gomamon-Joe, stop being so rush rush rush!
Gomamon: Arriba! Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!
Gomamon: Hey Mimi, can you tell me the latest swim wear styles?
Gomamon: Maybe I can call up all my fish friends and eat them!
Gomamon: The blue ones taste the best! Dig in, everybody!
Gomamon---I just don't get the Bakemon. They're supposed to scare people,
but how can you do that when they look so scared themselves.
Izzy-I give up.I'll never solve this puzzle
Izzy: WHAT THEORIES? I MAKE THEM UP AS I GO
Izzy: one quarter, another one, another one, another one, another one...
Izzy: Who you callin' pineapple head?
Izzy: eat your heart out, Einstein.
Izzy: (as Dexter) You are stuuuuuupid!!!
Izzy---Thats Flymon, and I think we know-
Director---Izzy, you forgot to add in 'already' AGAIN!!!!! Take 32
Izzy: My computer won't turn on! Tai, will you give it a few whacks for me?
Izzy> Monster Rancher's better! **Sings** I was transported to a faraway land, to a world where monsters rule! I played the game like an ace, now we're in this place to...
Izzy- Wait... I almost beat it... please... just one more level... the
DigiWorld can wait... Ohh I missed!
Izzy> Come on, all I have to do is get one more simple crystal and beat Dr.N Cortex. Tai's boring transmission can wait! Plus, we already got enough transmissions! You wouldn't want computer to overload, would you?
Izzy- Thinking is hard
Izzy- "Does anyone remember multiplication? I can't figure out 5 x 1!!! HELP!!!"
Izzy- "I've got no idea, ask
someone else."
Izzy: Tai, my laptop is frozen could you give it a couple of good wacks?
Izzy- "Tai, could you help me with this math question, I can't figure it
out."
IZZY:WHERE IS THIS MAIL COMING FORM ,SPACE?!?
Izzy-Joe can you help me turn on my computer?
Joe-Just pres that swich.
Izzy-What swich?
Joe-The one on your computer.
Izzy-Thanks Joe.
Izzy: I don't get this....Mimi? Would you come help me with this
darn computer???
Kabuterimon (To get this joke you need to know what "Teri Don" is)
Izzy: Tentomon hurry up! Let's get to the Japanese Restaurant before the
others!
Tentomon: I want chicken teriyaki, YUM!
Tai: Let's eat!
Tentomon: Umph, umph Um YUM! OMF... TENTOMON DIGIVOLVE TO...
KABUTERIDON!
Tentomon: That is a...hmmm...I don't recognize that Digimon...
Tentomon: wonder what a bowling ball tastes like?
Sora- "I think I'll try football because I'm so sick of soccer."
Sora--- Okay Joe think about what you just said: JUST PIEDMON?!?!?!
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?!?!?!?!?! MAYBE IF HE JUST TURNED HIMSELF INTO A
KEYCHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!
Sora:I'm sick of wearing pants every day, I think I'll wear a skirt tomorrow.
Hmmm...a pink skirt would match Biyomon's feathers.
Biyomon:Oh that would be nice Sora!
Mimi:Please Sora, I'm begging you, don't ever mention pink again cause' you'll just make me sick!
Palmon:I don't think any of us would like that!
Sora: Mimi, could I try on you hat? Just for a second? Pleeeeease?
Sora: Darn! Where'd I leave that digivice???
Sora: Soccer is nice, but what I really wanna do is ballet.
Sora: Soccer stinks! Mimi, will you play dolls with me?
Sora---Its not that I don't like Digimon, I mean its really popular and
all, but I wish we could switch to oh, say, Sailor Moon. I could be
Sailor Mercury.
Mimi---I want to be Sailor Neptune.
(They both start singing) Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by
daylight.
Biyomon-Pidgo!
Biyomon: BIYOMON DIGIVEOLVE TO....Birrrrrd-maaaaan!!!
Biyomon- "Sora, stop being such a worry wart."
Biyomon-Spiral Blister!
Biyomon- Biyomon digivolve to! Palmon!
Biyomon--- Biyomon, digivolve to, Garudamon
no, no it was Birdramon, wasn't it?
Director---yeah
Biyomon--- yeah
Director--- take two
Matt- I agree with you on that
Matt: Would you like to trade Kari for T.K., Tai?
Matt: hmmmm......I wonder how T.K. would react if i ate all his candy?
Matt---Phatomon. HA!!! He would have run away from us if the other evil
digimon hadn't been with him. So HA I say; HA!!!!!!!
Matt - I think I'll get my hair cut
Matt> No Tai! I like Dragon BallZ. **Sings** DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL.......
Matt- "Tai's the best leader we could ever have!"
Matt- Hey Tai, I'll trade you TK for Kari!
Matt: Oh no! This cold weather has frozen the gel off my hair!!!
Matt: Hmmm...This style of mine is really wearing out. Maybe I'll wear my
hair in a pony tail...
Matt: with this hair, I'll start my own rock band.
Matt: I didn't ask to be drawn
Gabumon-Arf Arf!
Gabumon-I've had this fur coat on for so long I forgot what I look like!
Gabumon: Does this coat make me look fat?
Gabumon- "Mimi, do you know whats in the latest fashion? I really
don't like my wardrobe."
Gabumon: I hate this. I wanna be-. (takes out a folding wall and changes behind it and comes out) Tiger from Monster Rancher! (growls) BLIZZARD! (nothing happens then takes a deep breath) BLIZZARD! (nothing happens) Come on! Please?????
Mimi- "I'm sure tired of the color pink"
Sora: Hey Mimi lets go shopping! I saw this great pink dress...
Mimi: No I have a study group with Joe and Izzy at the library. We're doing
Calculus.
Mimi: Ok Numemon. I'll go out with you.
Mimi--- Sora? Is there an open position on your soccer team that I can
have?
Mimi: Ooh...my hair is frizzing! Yay!!! It looks wonderful!
Mimi- Oh goody! Soccer! I'm goalie!
Mimi:Let's go play Hockey!
Mimi> FLINT IS COOLER! **Sings** Hoom dagd heen daga, hoom......
All the others> **Plugging their ears** STOP IT!
Mimi:Well the square root of sixty seven depends on
the quadrilateral square mile
based on the number negative seven divided by the
opposite of thirty four.
Mimi: "Who cares about taking a bath.Let's go jump in that mud puddle to clean us up instead."
Mimi: Wow Izzy! That theory is daedal! Adroit! It's simply awe-inspiring!
Mimi- "Sure, I was listening to you guys
through the whole discussion."
Mimi- "I'm going out to buy some more cloths; black gothic cloths
because I'm soooooo sick of pink!"
MIMI:I HATE BEING STUCK INSIDE ! CAN WE GO ON A LONG HIKE?!?
Mimi- Oh, I love you all! It doesn't matter how we look, it's how we are
inside, Remember! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Mimi - I think I'll take the...Green dress...
Mimi had seen a (fake) shopping mall, all the other
Digimon were weak (except Palmon), and Sora Yelled,"You've got to make Palmon digivolve!"
"Pal-what?"
"I'm sick of pink, lets try grey!" -Mimi
Mimi- "Aww.. that little Numemon is sooooo, cute!"
Mimi: I think I'll shave my head, get a tattoo, and wear black.
Mimi: Get me a weed whacker! I have unfinished business!
Palmon-Bulba....SAUR!
Palmon:poison ivy!(scratch scratch)
Palmon- "Palmon digivolve to... what was that again?"
Palmon: Mimi, will you style my hair? The flower thing really isn't working
for me anymore.
Palmon- Oh! This haircut is bothering me! Maybe I'll just cut it off and
be Baldymon!
Patamon-Pika Pika!
Patamon: Boom Box Power!
Patamon- *rips off wings* Squeak! I'm Hamstermon!
TK- Ha! I'll defeat Piedmon single-handedly!
T.K.> Stop fighting! I'll solve this...
Goosebumps is better then both of them! **Starts to hum the Goosebumps theme**
All the others> **Plugging their ears** STOP IT!
TK- I feel funny.... TKMON DIGIVOLVE TO MATTAMON!!!!!!
Matt- Huh?
Mattamon- I told you I felt funny!!
Koromon- Watermelon tastes nasty!
Koromon- Tai? Do I look fat?
Botamon> Bota? *Looks confused and has an anime question mark over it's forehead*
WarGreymon- "Run! The Numemon are after us!!!"
Tai- I wish I was Matt.
Tai: Hmm...How about a prank call? (picks up the phone and dials Matt)
Matt: Hello?
Tai: WAZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!
Matt: oh I get it. (puts Tai on hold and dials Izzy)
Izzy: Hello
Matt: WAAZZZZZAAAAAA!!!!
T.K: WAZZZUP!!! IZZZZZYYYY!
Izzy: (puts Matt on hold and dials Joe)
Joe: Hello?
Izzy: WAAZZZZZAAAA!
Joe: I don't get it....
Izzy: (puts Matt off the hold)
Matt: (puts Tai off hold)
Tai, Matt, T.K, Izzy: WAAAAZZZZAAAAAA!!!!!!
Joe: You know I really don't get you guys. I'm kinda busy trying to stop this evil Digimon rampaging through my street.
Tai: Aw man. Joe you really don't watch beer commercials, do you?
Matt: Come on guys, let's call the girls.
Izzy: Yeah at least they'll get it.
Sora: (picks up phone) Hello
Tai, Matt, T.K, Izzy: WAAAZZZAAA. [Whole thing starts all over again with the girls.]
Tai: To tell you the truth, I'm wearing a wig.
Tai: E=mc2
Tai: My name's Taichi Kamiya, but you can call me Slim Shady.
Tai: *Heavy Breathing* Matt, I am father.
Tai-Why does everyone wear gloves?
Tai: What? Agumon is evolving!
Tai: Hey guys why don't we just sit back and relax and maybe watch a soap
opera?
Tai---Most people think we do all that running on the show because the
director writes that in the script, but we just do it to keep in shape
(The director only puts it in because we tell him to)
Tai: Hey Machinedramon! Why won't you go tell the Tankmon, and your other henchmen to level the whole Digworld! Oh...Wait...Better! Come through the dementional rift with us and level our whole planet earth! Go ahead, we're tired of you!
Tai: I hate these stupid goggles!
Tai> **Sings**I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Need PokŽmon to understand the power that's inside. Pokemon, gotta ca...
Tai- I'm gonna put these goggles to use and go SKIING
Tai- "Forget saving the DigiWorld! Let's just go home and read comic books!"
Tai say-Sora I hate you
Tai say- " Aw, that Digimon's
just too tough. I guess we won't challenge it."
Tai- "Joe, help me, there's a mean digimon and he won't leave me alone!"
Tai-"I'm sorry about the fight Matt"
"We should think this through first..." -Tai
Agumon-Cranberry Sweet potatoe blast!
Agumon: Rajun Cajun Breath! Burned to a fiery crisp--I guar-onnn-tee it!!!
Agumon: (French accent) Roast Duckmon L'Orange, Monsuier Tai?
Agumon will never try to boost his ego by saying: Agumon digivolve to
Charizard!
Agumon: Pepper Breath, Pa-a-a-a-AAACHOO! 'Scuse me.
agumon: mmm yummy......
tai: what is it agumon ? let me try
matt:me too
sora:me too
t.k. i want it too
kari: it looks good
joe&izzy: looks like it really good lets try it
mimi:wow!!! it's pink
gabumon&tentomon&patamon&gatomon&biyomon&gommamon&palmon:let's all have a great big bowl!!!
all of the digi destined and digimon except agumon:yuk! eww! gross! What was that??
agumon:WELL......UM... SEE....IT'S WHAT THE NUMEMON THREW AT ME
AguMon-Charmander char!
Agumon: Hmm...
Tai: What's wrong?
Agumon: Watermelon... Agumon digivolve to........ Greymon!
Tai: What the...
Greymon: Big watermelon... yum yum...
Tai: I forgot. Your favourite food is watermelon!
Agumon- "Nasty smelling fish breath!"
Tokomon- ROARRRRRRR!!! I'M NOT SCARED OF SOME PUNY SABERLEOMON!!!!!!
Veggiemon: Eat me! Eat me!
Apocalymon: Now and The Fate of Two Worlds.......LAST TWO EPISODES!!!
Wizardmon: Myotismon, can you give me a couple whips of your Crimson Lightning? I have an itch on my back!
Wizardmon: I wish I was Harry Potter.
Wizardmon: The digidestined? Ha! I should have never sacraficed myself for that crybaby Kari!
Wizardmon: Hey Gatomon! I HATE YOU!
Wizardmon: Maybe I should sell the crest...... Nah. I'll just give it to Myotismon for that promotion I want!
Whamon- Aww, but I liked that black gear!
Leader of the Numemon: Who? Who is Mimi?
Leader of the Numemon: Ewww....! Mimi is ugly!! Why would I date her?!!
Numemon: Shower!!!! Soap!!!!! Water!!!! NEED....TO....BE....CLEAN!!!!!!!!!
Nanimon: I hate orange soda! I'll try root beer!
Demidevimon-Gatomon I think your cute
Myotismon-Okay all my lil' evil digimons you all get a payment for working
Myotismon: You know what? I'm tired of the whole vampire thing...Where's my
orange juice?
for me!
Myotismon:I believe I can fly....What the heck am I saying?! I can fly for
godsakes!!
Myotismon: "BEHOLD MY POWER!!!" (nothing happens) "Ahem. Behold my
power!!" (nothing happens) "Mommy!"
MYOTISMON: WHAT A CARRIGE HOW BOUT A JAGURA LX220!?!
Myotismon: AHH! A koromon! (faints and dies)
Myotismon: Forget fighting, lets all play tag.
Myotismon: Uh...what was my line again?
Myotismon:Outside I may be a tough guy but inside
*sob* *sob* I'm sensitive.
Myotismon:Hey, I think I'll go get a tan.
Piedmon- I'm sorry, I'll help you fix the digiworld
Piedmon: Hi kids! You want some balloon animals?
Piedmon-DIE DIGI-- (chokes) 'hack cough hack' Water!
Piedmon- HAHAHAHAHA! Now I shall use my ultimate weapon! (claps hands) TELUTUBBIES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Piedmon- That's the last time you beat me in poker digidestined!
Machinedramon> Oh no! A Botamon! Hide me! *Covers his eyes and hides behind a tree in plain view of everyone*
Machinedramon: Andromon, how do you get your chrome so shiny?
Andromon: I use digiwax (ripps out a bottle of digiwax and holds it like
vanna white) available at all local digi-car shops.
Puppetmon: (singing) Oh, I've got no strings to hold me down. To make me fall
or...
Puppetmon: **sings** Baby you're not the only one. You don't have to fall in love, And I know that you've been hurt in the past, But if you want it here's my heart. No strings attached!!!
Digidestined: **plugs ears** BE QUIET!!!
VenomMyotismon---Now I will destroy you, Digi-Destined!! Hahahahaha! (Gatomon digivoles to Angewomon) Huh? Oh, well, uh, I'm uh, going back to uh, the uh, Digi-world, yeah thats it. ( starts backing up, then turns and runs) HELP ME!!!! I DON'T WANT TO FACE ALL EIGHT OF THEM BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Etemon- I HATE ROCK AND ROLL!!! How about country music? No...Even Better! I'll be an OPERA SINGER!!!
Etemon: What is this bear thing on my side? It looks like a small funky Monzamon.
Gotsumon: I'm tired of partying,
Pumpkinmon: Let's play CHESS!!!
Gotsumon: Good idea, but you're hyperventalating. Calm down.
Pumpkinmon: I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me, I think I did too much
Tai Chi.
Gotsumon: Oh..Well do you wanna see my oragomi
Pumpkinmon: Would I?!?!
Chumon: I'm going solo. Forget Sukamon!
What If?What if on the last episode the kids took their digimon with them?
What if Kari went to camp instead of Tai?
Heres a what if : what if there was no digimon the tv show? Id go crazy!
What if Izzy's parents didn't die?
What if Sora's cousin didn't come along when they needed to get home?
What if Piximon didn't come to save the Digidestined from the Dark Masters?
What if Whamon wasn't swimming by and didn't help the Digidestined escape from MetalSeadramon?
What if Kari didn't let Phantomon capture her?
What if Salamon didn't find Myotismon when she was wandering around the Digiworld?
what if a vortex opened up right in front of us and sucked US into the digiworld RIGHT NOW? (I say it would be cool!)
What If METALETEMON DID'NT come, would LEOMON still be around?
What if Digimon was made into a live-action movie? Wouldn't it be weird? How would they do the hair?
What if Matt never showed up to save TK from Leomon in primary village?
What if Izzy didn't bring his computer to camp?
What if Meeko didn't take the digivice from under the table?
What if piedmon didn't take his time and rushed at the digidestined before matt got there
What if Tai never rescued Sora?
What if Tai thought that the Sora clone was the real one?
What if all the Digimon were switched around like Gomomon was Matts and Gabumon was Mimi's and Gotomon belonged to Tia, Palmon was Kari's, Biyomon was Izzy's, Tentomon was T.K.'s Patomon was Sora's, and Augumon was Joe's?
What if the digidestined did go through the wrong door...and they ended up in our world...would there still be a digimon tv show??
What if Izzy's parents didn't die?
What if Matt and MetalGarurumon didn't show up and kill Puppetmon?
What if Kari did tell Tai she was sick?
What if that ghost thing didn't interrupt WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon's fight?
What if they didn't spend all their money when travelling home?
What if Sora's cousin wasn't passing by?
What If Kari was Matt's sister and T.K. was Tia's brother? Or What if Kari and T.K. were the older siblings?
What if izzy had blond hair?
What if matt got his hair cut?
What if the Digi-World collapsed?
What if Matt cut his hair?
What if Gomamon was a pessimist?
What if the Digimon actually pronounced Angemon and Angewomon's names right?
What if Izzy didn't know what a computer was?
What if summer camp was canceled that year? Where would the DigiDestined meet?
What if in "Departure For A New Continent" what if Leomon,Elecmon,Monzaemon,frigimon, and centarumon never showed up to help the digidestined build a raft?
What if the digimon never escaped from the toy box in Toy Town?
Will you all consider this? What if The Unofficial Digimon Domain never existed?
What if Genaii hadn't dropped Gatomon's DigiEgg? Kari probably wouldn't have gotten sick! Or what if instead Genaii had dropped several DigiEggs?
What if Piximon could digivolve? I think his digivolved form is MegaPiximon.
What if the kids accidentally switched all of their digivices around? Would the Digimon still digivolve when the kid with their digivice was in danger?
What if Biyomon never got fire power? And she digivolved and all that came out of Birdramons Meteor wing was smoke!!
What if the gate closed on Tai in "Gateway to Home."?
What if Digitamamon actually ran over Matt in "WereGarurumon's Dinner."?
What if Whamon didn't know the DigiDestined were inside him, where would they go?
What if one of Gatomon's gloves slips off when she's fighting?
What if Gennai didn't send that email to the children?
What if Etemon and Devimon are back for revenge in Mega forms??
What if Myotismon had bitten one of the DigiDestined??
What if Mimi bought a non-matching set of clothes??
What if TK broke the Digi-Egg with Angemon in it?
What if Kari gave her cold to Tai and both of them weren't able to come to the camp?
What if Joe wasn't there to warn them not to do dangerous things?
What if the prophecy was wrong?
What if Izzy never got his crest back from Vademon?
What if during the fight with Elecmon in Primary Village, Patamon had actually digivolved? Now that would be cool.
What if Tai never got back into the digiworld?
What if there was no other way to get past the gate that goes into the real world?
What if Tai never found his clothes in "Subzero Ice Punch"???
What if Mimi had actually gone through the wrong gateway in "All In The Cards" and she turned out to have Palmon's skin and Palmon would have Mimi's skin? Ewww....
What if Gatomon never met up with Wizardmon? Then they will never of met each other and probably she wouldn't know that she was Kari's Digimon.
