My Bud
I have a bud
The very last nug
I found it last week
When it fell on the rug
This bud is for me
HAHA! It is mine
I'll smoke it, I'll toke it
Oh, what a great find
You wanted a hit
But I said "not this time"
I just laughed and taunted you
With this fucking rhyme!

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Two roads diverge into the wood
I saw some guy with the nametag "Frost" go into one
The other had deep wagon ruts in it
I said "hey man, you're going the wrong way"
He just looked at me and smiled
I thought to myself as I walked down the well traveled road
"That guy is going to get lost"

My Coke
I have a dollar
But you have the thirst
You can't be happy
That I got to the Coke machine first
I drank my Coke, cold and refreshing
You did that crazy "I want your Coke" look
I would resist, this Coke was mine
Your stare won't get me this time
As I handed you my drink you smiled
Dammit! I fall for that every time