David is breakdancing wearing a ADIDAS warm up suit and Converse sneakers. He's really getting into it when Howie D walks up.

Howie: *wink* Hey there David. *drool* Those are some nice moves you got there *wink* Think you could teach me them? *wink, wink*

David: WTF?! Get away from me!!

Howie: But I love you.

David: WTF.

Howie: *breaks out into song* I can shoooooow you the wooooooorld..

David: WTF.

Howie: Shining, shimmering.. spendid..

David: WTF.

Howie: *wink*

David kicks Howie, and he goes flying.

Howie: Ow *wink* that hurt. That is most certainly NOT HowIE do it *wink*

David: You're a flaming homosexual.

Howie: *wink* Me? No.. *drool*

Julie walks up wearing electric blue spandex and a hot pink t-shirt. She waves frantically.

Julie: Hi David!!

David: Hi!!

Howie: Hi Julie.. *wink*

David slaps Howie.

Howie: Ow man.. *wink* You need to stop that.. this ISN'T HowIE DO IT!!!

Julie: Hey David, do you like these spandex? I was thinking of going with the sparkly purple ones.. but, ya know..

David: Those are fine.

Howie: *wink* Oh yeah.. baby..

David punches Howie.

Howie: *wink* MY EYE!!! *WINK WINK WINK WINK WINK WINK* IT WON'T STOOOOOP TWITCHING!!!!!

David & Julie: Ahahahahahaha.

Howie goes into convulsions.

Julie: Dude..

David: Haha.

Julie: You wanna make out?

David: Uhh..

Julie: Wanna play denim cowboy?

David: Uhh..

Julie: Wanna tell poop stories?!

David: Sure!!!

So, David.. in his ADIDAS warm-up suit.. and Julie, in her electric blue spandex, tell poop stories all through the night. Howie lays there convulsing and eventually dies.