2000 VMA's
By: Julie
Wardrobe
Oh dear Lord.. where do I begin? See that picture above? Are you laughing yet? Funny stuff, eh? Alright. Lemme just go down the list here..
Justin: Oh mah God.. I seriously thought he was gonna poke an eye out. You KNOW what I'm talking about *wink, wink* Just LOOK at those pants! They look painted on! And his.. err.. hmm.. tee hee.. haha.. *ahem* Ok, I can't even GO there. Let's just say "Little Justin" was standing at attention. Actually.. I don't think I can ever CALL it "Little Justin" Oh gawd.. I'm done.. nevermind. His shirt was.. alright. It's a turtleneck. Yey.. NEXT!
Chris: Chris was actually the most decent. Except for his sparkly sleaves.. what the hell was up with THAT? His pants were.. hmm.. they were just THERE. I really have nothing to say about Chris.. he looked pretty good actually. So, yeah.. thats all I have to say about that. (Tee hee, JC.. anyways, we'll get to that later..)
Joey: Joey is a flaming retard. Seriously. He's wearing a KISS shirt.. and while I have NOTHING against the band.. he looks stupid. Why? Hmm.. could it be the leather vest he decided to throw over it? Or maybe its the pants.. they're PURPLE. Now that I think about it.. those pants look suspiciously familiar.. Why you ask? Two words: DISNEY SPECIAL. Gawd.. get some new cloths Joe.. Ya know.. I can't go on.. Joey just scares me more and more everyday..
Lance: Looks like the BassMaster got a few tips from JrT Bitch concerning his outfit. WTF?! He's wearing a jean jacket.. with bedazzled designs randomly placed through out. The yellow shirt underneath is decent.. and the pants.. they have a bedazzled design on them too. Psh. Whoo hoo. Lance looks like a crackhead.. on to my next victim..
JC: I had to save him for last. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU CRACKHEAD?! A FUR coat?! No, SERIOUSLY..A FUR COAT?!? Do you know how HARD and how LONG I laughed about this? Probably a good 15 min. After I was done.. just thinking about it would make me break out into a fit of giggles. I thank you JC.. for the laughter you've brought me. God bless your little soul. I couldn't really see what else he was wearing.. probably some cracked out outfit. Oh well..
Note that they were behind TV screens during "Bye Bye Bye".. so you can only see them from the neck, down. (See picture above) I thought that was awesome. It scared me at first, because their bodies were so little, and their heads were so big.. but I got over it. Oh, and the little Brady Bunch cheezay smile? Cute. Did I mention all hell broke lose when they came out from behind those screens?
I bet you've noticed how I haven't commented on Britney sitting next to Justin.. Dani being there.. Lance having a date.. etc. The reason for that is: I DON'T CARE. That is all. Thank you.