2000 VMA's

By: Julie

Alrighty, before I start this review.. I have to explain how its gonna go down. (Haha.. me so ghetto..) Anyway.. I'm going to start out by stating my opinions on everything Nsync. Then, if I have time, I'll comment on the rest of the show. Aight? Nah mean? Good. Lets get started.
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Wardrobe

Oh dear Lord.. where do I begin? See that picture above? Are you laughing yet? Funny stuff, eh? Alright. Lemme just go down the list here..

Justin: Oh mah God.. I seriously thought he was gonna poke an eye out. You KNOW what I'm talking about *wink, wink* Just LOOK at those pants! They look painted on! And his.. err.. hmm.. tee hee.. haha.. *ahem* Ok, I can't even GO there. Let's just say "Little Justin" was standing at attention. Actually.. I don't think I can ever CALL it "Little Justin" Oh gawd.. I'm done.. nevermind. His shirt was.. alright. It's a turtleneck. Yey.. NEXT!

Chris: Chris was actually the most decent. Except for his sparkly sleaves.. what the hell was up with THAT? His pants were.. hmm.. they were just THERE. I really have nothing to say about Chris.. he looked pretty good actually. So, yeah.. thats all I have to say about that. (Tee hee, JC.. anyways, we'll get to that later..)

Joey: Joey is a flaming retard. Seriously. He's wearing a KISS shirt.. and while I have NOTHING against the band.. he looks stupid. Why? Hmm.. could it be the leather vest he decided to throw over it? Or maybe its the pants.. they're PURPLE. Now that I think about it.. those pants look suspiciously familiar.. Why you ask? Two words: DISNEY SPECIAL. Gawd.. get some new cloths Joe.. Ya know.. I can't go on.. Joey just scares me more and more everyday..

Lance: Looks like the BassMaster got a few tips from JrT Bitch concerning his outfit. WTF?! He's wearing a jean jacket.. with bedazzled designs randomly placed through out. The yellow shirt underneath is decent.. and the pants.. they have a bedazzled design on them too. Psh. Whoo hoo. Lance looks like a crackhead.. on to my next victim..

Killing animals is bad, JC.

JC: I had to save him for last. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU CRACKHEAD?! A FUR coat?! No, SERIOUSLY..A FUR COAT?!? Do you know how HARD and how LONG I laughed about this? Probably a good 15 min. After I was done.. just thinking about it would make me break out into a fit of giggles. I thank you JC.. for the laughter you've brought me. God bless your little soul. I couldn't really see what else he was wearing.. probably some cracked out outfit. Oh well..

Performance

Performances like this one remind me why I love these guys. Can I get a HELL MOTHA FUCKIN' YEAH?! They rocked da partay yo! They came out sitting on stools.. and went into "This I Promise You" Then.. all of a sudden.. WAM, BAM.. "Bye Bye Bye" Chris screamed "LAAAAAAADIES" and then they did their little rap thingy.. *ahem* "One, two, three, to the four.. I think it's time to get on the floor.. If you're lookin' for a hot boy to FREAK, I'm tellin' you girls its Gonna Be Me! [JRT Bitch looks at girls asses] Uhn Uhn" Ahh, I loved it.

Note that they were behind TV screens during "Bye Bye Bye".. so you can only see them from the neck, down. (See picture above) I thought that was awesome. It scared me at first, because their bodies were so little, and their heads were so big.. but I got over it. Oh, and the little Brady Bunch cheezay smile? Cute. Did I mention all hell broke lose when they came out from behind those screens?

Justin was seriously trying to have some MAJOR sex on the dance floor. The amount of bootay shakin' was astounding. They were all freakin' on dem hoes.. All I gots to say is: THATS MAH BOYS! In the middle of their performance.. all of a sudden, everything stops. You see Joey, keeled over like he's about to have a mild heart attack, breathing heavily.. Then, he comes out with: "STOP hang on, *pant* hold on a second, *pant, pant* wait, hold on, hold on *pant*.. MAN." Idiot. Figures. It just FIGURES they would have Joey do something stupid like that..

Acceptance Speech

Okie.. Nsync won three awards.. yes.. THREE! Viewer's Choice, Best Pop Video, and Best Choreography. They had the same ole' boring speeches.. "We would like to thank God.. our families.. the fans.. blah blah blah" Then, at the end.. JC comes out with "And thats all I have to say about that" Think: Forrest Gump. Oh, and I can't forget Justin's little "We gotta Mooooon Man, we gotta Moooooon man" dance. Classic.

I bet you've noticed how I haven't commented on Britney sitting next to Justin.. Dani being there.. Lance having a date.. etc. The reason for that is: I DON'T CARE. That is all. Thank you.

And that, my friends, is my review. Hope you enjoyed.
Riprock, AG, End of Transmission.. they've had enough.

Oh yeah.. Steve was a back-up dancer for Nsync's performance. What the HELL has that world come to?
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