What I wish they would tell me
What I wish they would tell me
Kevin
Is it just me, or did something sex-related just pop up?[let me touch and I'll tell ya!]
Kevin uses his index finger to call me over then says: "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." [Elsie passses out cold]
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper [damn!]
Excuse me can you give me directions?[to where] To your heart.
I must be lost,I've never seen anyone so beautiful in this place before.
You might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Mmmm,you bring a new meaning to the word "edible".[*gasp*]
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.[Give in Kev, just do it]
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package[I'm sorry Kev-I couldn't help it]
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up. [hell ya!]
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind, all night long[yes I am]
KFC DELIVERS NOW[so...?]
NOT ONLY AM I PERFECT, IM FROM KENTUCKY TOO[I know]
ARE THOSE SPACE PANTS? CAUSE THAT ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD[why thank u kev!]
IS IT ME OR DID IT JUST GET HOT IN HERE?
I can spice up your life
Nick
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me![cool!]
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?[of course]
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.[it's Elsie ok]
My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. [Nick,ok memorized!]
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.[take a rain check then]
I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?[hasn't been milk, its been Passoa]
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. [gee u r smart!]
I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven[awwww]
I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house? [maybe next time]
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?[never Nick, never]
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put u and I together.[of course u would]
You can feel the magic between us...No, lower! [lol!]
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning[thats just not right honey,thanx for the offer though]
You know if I was you, I'd have sex with me. [I'm sure you would Nick]
*staring at breasts* "Cold night out, ain't it?"[yep]
Nick(the math wizard)
You know I'm bad at geometry and I have a tutor but she's not good enough. Do you wanna help me learn about positioning cylinders in their places?[I would but I'm horrible at math too]
Can I keep u?[yes Casper]
I CAN SHOW YOU TO PLAY SEGA DREAMCAST[cool cause I wanna learn]
GET OUT OF hERE, THOSE ARE REAL?![uNFORTUNATLY YES]
MY NAME IS FRACK.THAT RHYMES WITH WHERE I WANNA GIVE IT TO U[NO PLZ NO!]
Brian
YOU KNOW MY NAME IS FRICK. iT RHYMES WITH WHAT I CAN GIVE U[isn't that against our religion?]
BE NATURAL , GO BRALESS[dont worry I do ...sometimes]
WE'LL DO IT COUNTRY STYLE OK
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here[awwww]
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy
Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says, "Made in Heaven".
Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel
There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you
I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
Howie
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers
I hope you know CPR cause baby you take my breath away!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?[thats hard for me to answer]
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?[sure ,but I want Kevin to be the last person I see]
You are an exotic bird I'd love to catch
ME TARZAN ,U JANE[me no think so]
WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH?[sure a shot would be nice]
MY NAME IS SWEET D. YoU KNOW WHAT THE D STANDS FOR RIGHT? [yeah Dork!]
Aj
IM THINKING ILEGAL TODAY[me too]
ILL LET U CHOOSE HOW ILL GIVE IT TO U
YOU ARE HEADING FOR A SMACK BOTTOM
Do i make u horny?[no, but Kevin sure does]
10,000 PROMISES, NO. 10,000 ORGASMS , YES[ok then]
IT WILL ONLY SEEN KINKY THE FIRST TIME[ewwwwwww]
u B 6 I B 9[lets not and say we did]
wine me , dine me , 69 me[id rather not]
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