I wish I could make a nice caption gallery but WebTV can't do that. I wondered how long it would take until someone noticed the title of CydD City's gallery was ''Cerg World'' but I decided against it. Instead, I think I may sell virtual realty. Welcome to Century 2001, we have a lovely site available, with quick access to the Information Superhighway.
Why, yes, I do consider bad humor to be a virtue,
how did you guess? You must have seen some of
the captions I have in other people's galleries,
under one of the four handles I've gotten in with.
Some of my galleried caps include references to
Queen, Devo, Mr. Necktie, (you had to be there)
Lambchop, pants... pretty diverse stuff, bordering
on Dementia. Anyway, if
you happen to be as addicted to captioning things as
I am, finding Caption This!
inoperable (again) can be devistating.....
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Caption This! By:
- 10. You offend people
by saying one line comments about baby pictures they
show you.
- 9. Most of your friends have
really bizarre names despite the fact that
they aren't foreigners or the Spice Girls.
- 8.
You threw a ''going away'' party after hearing about
William J. McCorkle's indictments.
- 7. Your
favorite chat room pick up line is- ''I have an ass
quite similar to Fran Tarkenton's!''
- 6. When
your date asks if you dance, you reply- ''I love to
do the 'Shatner'!''
- 5. There is no doubt in your
mind that Jonathan Brandis is homosexual.
- 4. You
feel extremely depressed if you don't see something
you typed in someone else's caption gallery.
- 3.
You get even more depressed when you see
something you typed that you thought
was a throwaway, in someone else's caption
gallery.
- 2. You want a pin-up poster from
Psychic Talk USA.
- 1. When you look in the mirror you keep looking for ''Refresh
This!''
Also, since I can't easily
get on the gallery bandwagon, I've made something
even more fun, because it's interactive! All you need is the URL of a .gif or .jpg that amuses you.
Click here to see the Caption This Guestbook, or Caption
something yourself!
I have
also compiled for you a list of things from your own
experience to caption. Or at least it should bring
back painful memories!
Stuff you just KNOW someone's
captioning!
- Your birth (That's what the doctors were there
for)
- Your conception (Really wanted to think
about that!)
- 1st day of school (That's the
real reason your parents took you)
- That day everyone laughed at you until you cried and went to the school nurse (Which one?)
- The day you got caught in the opposite sex's
lockerroom (and what were you doing?!)
- Every day of Gym Class (The little shorts look
great...)
- Getting beat (or knocked) up in high school
- Your 1st sexual experience
- Your 1st sexual experience with a live(?)
human(?) member of the opposite(?) sex
- Mid-life crisis (Naw, can't tell it's a
combover)
- Your funeral (The only reason people
will come)
- Whatever becomes of you thereafter
(You think you're getting off this easy?)
Continue to places that won't
make you feel so shameful. Probably. Link This!
Mishear This!
Parody This!
Lovely Storytime.
Scary TSR time.
Home Time.
See the Caption Whats?
Caption Something!
Draac's Free Gifs, loads of pics to cap!
E-mail: CydD@webtv.net
