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Two men were walking down the street. One guy
says to the other guy, you have any money I'm
thirsty? His partner says "no, all I have is a
quarter". So he says let me have it I'll be right
back. I got a plan. 5 minute later he come back
with a stick of salami.
I thought you said you were thirsty? Yeah, this is the plan. We go into the bar, drink all we want, and when the bartender ask us to pay, I'll whip the salami out my pants, you get on your knees and start sucking it. Then the bartender will throw us out and we don"t have to pay! So they go to the bar, drink $40 of beer. Bartender says that be $40. He whipped out the salami and his friend starts sucking it. The bartender says "get the hell out of my bar you perverts". So they got away without paying. Seeing how sucessful they were, they hit about 4 more bars. So they're both drunk and decided to call a night and on the way home, one guy says "I'm hungry you mind if get a piece of that salami?" His partner says to him "There's none left, man, I ate that thing after we left that second bar" |
