The man did not know what to do. So he went a little faster and faster. Until he was up to 100 mph.

The policeman was still behind him. So he decided that he better stop and pull over. The policeman came up to his car and said to the man. "Sir this is the end of my shift and I do not feel like writing up anymore tickets today. If you can give me a good excuse of why you were speeding I will let you off the hook."

The man thought for a moment. Finally he said "Well officer, last week my wife left me for a police officer. And I thought you were bringing her back."