Karl 'the Gigolo' Beattie
The Gigolo hero, the computer-expert, The
chick-magnet, the world's most delusional guy.
Karl 'Gigolo' Beattie was bitten by a radioactive
gigolo at a radiation show. He attends SHSS, a high school where some
pretty weird stuff happens. He is 'friends' (due to lack of a better
word) to many of the school's strangest personalities, including
Bocthall, Lukearse, Bill (and Disco Bill and Shakespeare Bill, etc.)
and many others.
KgB also has Gigolo Powers which (Pictured above
suggests) allow him to use a powerful force emitted from his hand and
is able to fend of Lukearse and fellow chacacters.
No.7
No.7 is a charming nice young lady who is really
polite to KgB and fellow characters. When you see No.7, your mouth
will open wide and your imagination will run wild. When she speaks it
sounds like she is singing to you.
Theres not much I can say about No.7, except that she
is a good friend to KgB. (and very good friends with Lukearse)
Her little sense of humor makes you laugh and makes
you think twice about what she just said! she also is a little CENSORED!
But her character entitles us to buff her up a bit, for example;
bigger breast and tighter box!! (If ya know what I mean!)
Her character was created by KgB for a certain reason,
well actually, she was created to distract KgB from A Certain Person!
Her character is destroyed in Part 25, where she exits
the series, to be with her 'boyfriend thing' but KgB promises
to all her fans, to bring her back into the series, if you miss her
so much, you can read about her in the two 'Interactive KgB Stories'
She is a girl who doesn't like to pushed around, though, throughout the KgB series he does his best, but always gets bad results! She actually turns bad after a while, but also turns out to be good. In one story, she tries to kill the other characters, but she was under HIM's spell. She really is a nice person in real life, she also helped KgB out of some troubled times, and I thank her for that.
Cherona is a real life person... der! Actually she was created from the song from 'The Knack' "My Sherona" If you want to see the "My Cherona" version of the song, go HERE. She has blonde hair, sort-of chubbish. But gives a hard hit. *ouch*
Bocthall
Bocthall, despite vithioth rumorth thpread by KgB, ith gay. That'th right, he'th your thtereotypical lithping homothecthual. Hith big dream ith to join the multitudeth on 'KgB'th Victim Litht', becauthe he holdth a thpethial plathe in hith heart for the worldth motht unthuthethful gigolo (too bad for him KgB doesn't feel the same way!)
Lukearse
Well, what can you say except.... "Look at the monkeys! Look at the funny little monkeys!"
Lukearse fancies himself as a mega-intelligent scientist-type fella, but in actual fact he is a TOOL.
He also wishes to destroy his ex-mentor, KgB. But Lukearse is a total wanker, so there's no chance of THAT ever happening.
Bill
Bill is boring, so just read about his alter-egos, they're more entertaining. But Bill is a normal guy who likes walkin' around within the whole series wearing 'The COAT' and his favourite boxer shorts with funny little monkeys on them. Bill is the person with the sense of humour through out the series! Ha Ha!
Disco Bill
He's the funkiest dude on the block, and if he's headed your way, lookout.
The first alter ego of Bill, Disco Bill has also proven to be almost more popular than KgB!!!!
Although Disco Bill is more like polyester on a pair of platforms than a real person, he IS Damn Funky.
HIM
HIM was created by KgB, HIM always gets in KgB's way from taking over the world [female part at least] to just trying to pick-up females especially A Certain Person.
People at first thought that HIM was A Certain Person's boyfriend, but as the series continued it turned out that HIM was someone else! Nobody really knows who HIM is but I can tell ya, HIM is a guy. KgB knows who HIM is and isn't going to reveal HIM's real self yet! HIM is going to be revealed at the end of the KgB series!
Mc Arknord
As you have guessed by now, Mc Arknord isn't his real name, but I can tell you it sounds similar to his real name. Mc Arknord is a real person.
Red-Haired Chick
Name: Red-Haired Chick (no, really.... !)
Age: Old enough to copulate (does not mean she chooses to!), too young to vote.
Description: Average (but sassy) SHSS student by day, Gigolo-fighting warrior by night (and even without those crappy Xena costumes- I mean really girl, how easy is it to kick ass in leather?) RHC is equipped with quick reflexes and awesome gigolo-defeating skills to reduce KgB to a pulp. Heck, she's brilliant! She's also the Queen of Crapping On (probably due to the chemicals in red hair dye), so she'll shut up now.
Likes:
* Red hair dye!
* Writing.
* Humour.
* Art.
Dislikes:
* Gigolo's (funny that.... )
* Working.
* Business Studies.
Special Powers:
- RHC is able to fend off even the most pesky gigolo with her quick wit. (either that or the pointy end of a stick.... hang on, that's vampires.)
- She's intelligent enough to know the world will never be safe with KgB around.
Other Notes:
Sidekicks?: Kamikaze Butterfly.
That Person!
That Person is a CENSORED, who CENSORED. She has CENSORED, and is privately worshipped by Bill.
German Exchange Student
The German Exchange Student is a real student, which appears in the KgB series in the last Part 'The End Of The End Of KgB' [not formally up-loaded into this folder!]
She is a real German Exchange Student from Germany, and goes to school at SHSS with KgB and other characters!
K.Matterson
K.Matterson was the referee in Karl's special fight section. {'Lukearse VS No.7'} It turned out that he survived the fight, even if the creater was going to kill him off! Opps! K.Matterson also wishes to become the 'Busker' of the KgB series but all he wants is that he is the 'rock' singer but he has to battle Disco Bill for that part!
The Mother Of All Scripts
What can I say about this character, she was brought into the series when her and A Certain Person made friends and started to plot against KgB.
A Certain Person's Child
A Certain Person's child came into the series in the story about 'Karl the RAGING Gigolo' A must read for those who like the same word repeated in every sentance with a letter added to the word!
Zoo Keeper
I Don't know too much about this but he is a male.
Tarbill
Tarbill is the Earl of the Jungle (goddamn Tarzan, taking the kingship for himself!) and the Emporor of the penguins. He swings from tree to tree, eating bannanas and helping his penguin friends to battle nasty persons in the jungle (you may be confused by the concept of jungle penguins. So am I)
Shakespear Bill
Shakespeare Bill is an excuse for me to to write "T'was", "D'ost" and "Prithee"
Forestchild
Forestchild has NO dress-sense. He finds the idea of colour coordination revolting.
Snakeslammer
Snakeslammer is the Science-Fiction incarnation of Bill. He wears a silver space-suit, and totes a pulsitronic ray-gun (which is actually really just a modified garden sprinkler. It doesn't hurt anyone). He constantly beleives himself to be saving the world from alien invaders, but he's really just attacking the Tellytubbies (wait a minute.... isn't that the same thing?)
Attitude Bill
Attitude Bill is Bill with an attitude. The source of his attitude is the ring he wears on his right hand, which is aptly called 'Attitude', giving rise to his only sentence: "I'LL GIVE YOU MY ATTITUDE IN YOUR HEAD!"
The Billfather
The Billfather. Don Bill. Need we say more?
Billus
Billus is a Demo-God (only 1 level playable). Not really, he's a Demi-God who thinks he's a fully-fledged god, ie, he goes around smiting people with no real effect. Some people think he is the Anti-Christ, because he can turn wine into water, make many loaves into 1 and sink on water.
Dirty Bill
Dirty Bill is a cop with attitude.
Dastardly Bill
Dastardly Bill. Well, just think of the first image that comes to mind with the word 'Dastardly'. You know, twirly moustache, top hat, goes 'Bwa-ha-ha' (maniacal laughter) (No, the hat DOESN'T laugh!)
Brawny Bill
Brawny Bill is actually 'Muscular Bill' and more powerful than Billus.
Karlos the Chihuahua
Karlos the Chihuahua was originally KgB's alias when he encountered Carlos the Jackal. The name has since been claimed by Bill's International Terrorist personality. He comes from an unknown economically deficient country, and speaks with a VERY generallised accent. Like any good terrorist, he appears whenever he's least expected (or that's what HE thinks). His only demands tend to be along the lines of "Abolish all holidays!"
