PEANUTS
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the old man's peanuts. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to taking the peanuts.
"That's OK," the old man replies after a moment. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off the M&Ms."
