DEFENSIBLE DRIVING
A young man had just parked his car in his office building's garage when he noticed a friend pulling in. As the young man approached his friend's car, he noticed that her windshield was busted and that the car's bumper was covered with blood,leaves and twigs.
Concerned, he asked, "What happened?"
"I was in an accident ... I ran over an attorney," she said.
"Well, that explains the broken windshield and blood on the grill, but what's with the twigs and leaves?"
"I had to chase him all through the park!"
