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1 YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG 2. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER 3. BEER STAINS WASH OUT 4. WHEN A BEER GOES FLAT YOU TOSS IT 5. BEER IS NEVER LATE 6. A BEER DOESN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER 7. BEER LABELS COME OFF WITHOUT A FIGHT 8. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER. 9. AFTER YOU HAVE A BEER THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 10 CENTS... 10. A BEER DON'T GET MAD IF YOU COME HOME SMELLING LIKE ANOTHER BEER. 11.BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE 12 . A BEER IS ALWAYS WET. 13 A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY 14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD. 15 . A BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY 16. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOUR THE FIRST WHEN YOU POP A BEER 17 . A FRIGID BEER IS GOOD 18 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BEER LEAVING YOU. 19 A BEER DOESN'T EAVESDROP 20 A BEER NEVER CALLS YOU ON THE PHONR CRYING. 21 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD - - - - - - - - NEED I GO ON SQUAWS!!!!!! SQUAWS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THIS NOT ONLY IS MAN SUPERIOR TO WOMAN BUT BEER IS SUPERIOR TO WOMAN. NOW YOU SQUAWS PONDER THIS WHILE OLD IRA GOES AND GETS SOME MORE CUTTY. OH YEAH. BEER DOESN'T GET FLEAS OR CRABS . LETS SEE EM CENSOR THIS ONE. HELLO SCREWED/EVE
Three indian women were all preparing to have babies. To make them comfortable, the chief asked each one what kind of animal skin she wanted to bear her baby on. The first chose a bearskin, the second requested an elk hide, and the third asked for the hide of a hippopotamus. They all gave birth. The first had a five-pound son, the second had a six-pound son, the the third gave birth to an eleven-pound baby boy. All of this just goes to prove that the son of the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
1) What do you call two Indians in a ditch? Sleepover
2) What do you call two Indians in the Back of a Pick-up? MUD-FLAPS
3) There is a Indian and a Nigger in a Car... Who's Driving? The Police
4) How do you kill 500 Indians? Blow up a BINGO hall
5) How do you kill an Indian? Slam the Toilet Seat
6) How do you save an Indian from Drowning? Take your foot off his head
7) What did the Indian Boy get for Christmas? My Bike
8) How do you Circumsize an Indian???? Kick his sister on the back of the head
9) Why don't you throw Rocks at an indian on a bike? It may be your bike.
10) What's the Difference between an indian and a pothole You'd swerve to miss the pothole
11) What do you call 100 Indians jumping out of an airplane? Air-Pollution
12) Why did indians quit drinking Lysol?? They heard WD-40 comes with a straw
13) How do you compliment a squaw? Nice tooth
14) What did the squaw get for having an abortion? $500 from Crime Stoppers
15) What do you call a tribe of indians sitting around a campfire? A full set of Teeth
16) What do you call an indian with an IQ of 7??? Gifted
17) What do you call an indian with an IQ of 70?? A Tribe
18) What is the most protected vehicle going through a reserve? A truck full of Lysol
19) What is the fastest thing going through a reserve? Indians chasing the Lysol Truck
20) What did the Squaw say after losing her Virginity? Get off Dad, you're crushing my smokes
21) How do you know an indians been in your house? When all the household Cleaners are empty, and the Cat is Pregnant
22) What do you call 100 Indians at the Bottom of the Ocean?? A good Start
23) How do you kill an indian??? Beat the $hit out of him
SQUAW: A North American Indian woman, especially a wife.
SQUAW MAN: A white man married to or living with an Indian squaw, especially such a man who has abandond white customs.
SQUAW WINTER: In the North, an early spell of winter weather, often coming before a Indian Summer.
EXCERPT FROM "In Search of April Raintree"
"You goddamned cunt!" he yelled in rage. Then he followed that with a hard punch to my midriff. That knocked the wind out of me and sent me flying back against the left side of the car again. My head hit the window. The leader then grabbed the front of my blouse and ripped it open tearing the buttons off. I tore back into him.
"Why you fucking little savage. You're asking for it."
He gave me a back-hand across the side of my head, which made my ears ring. He resumed trying to take my clothes off and I tried my hardest to stop him. That's when he systematically started hammering into me. I could hear the driver making weak protests.
After his merciless onslaught, I was too weak to try to defend myself anymore. I felt him taking off the rest of my clothes and feebly I tried to put my arms across my breasts to cover myself. He shoved them aside.
"All right, you guys, mission accomplished. Hey, dummy, you gonna drive all night? Park this damn thing someplace. Maybe we'll let you join the party," he laughed as he turned his attention back to me.
"Yeah, you little savages like it rough, eh?"
He undid his zipper and pulled down his jeans. Then he forced me to lay the full length of the car seat. When he prepared to come down on me, I shifted to the side, blocking him with my leg. Without saying a word, he slammed his fist into my ribs, which I already thought had been broken.
Then he said very softly, "You do that again, you slut, and I'm going to lay you wide open. You understand?"
Defeated, I lay there listlessly, my eyes half-closed bucause I didn't want to see his face but at the same time, I didn't trust him to clothes my eyes completely.
Suddenly, he shoved his penis into me so violently that when I felt the pain of his thrust tear into my body, my eyes opened wide with terror. I struggled again to get away from him. Again, he grabbed my hair and yanked my head to the side. "You want me to lay you open?" He could see the terror in my eyes. I think thats what he enjoyed the most.
"What's the matter, she giving you trouble?" the man in the front seat of the driver asked.
"Shut up! I can handle this little whore."
He thrust into me again as if he were stabbing me with a deadly purpose. It was pure agony. Inside my head, I screamed long and loud, trying to block everything out.
"Hey, she likes this, boys. These squaws really dig this kind of action. They play hard to get and all the time they love it. You love this, don't you, you little cocksucker?"
After what seemed an eternity, he withdrew, only to exchange places with the man beside the driver.
I don't think I could have fought anymore, even if my life had depended on it. Besides, I thought, the worst was over. I allowed myself to be handled like a rag-doll. The second rapist made me turn on my stomach but I was beyond caring. He inflicted a whole new pain but of the same intensity. My moans were muffled into the car seat. Every driving moment of his sent new pain searing through my body. And all the while, he giggled wildly.
When he finally withdrew, he said to hte driver, "It's your turn, dummy."
"Naw, I don't think so. I don't feel like it," the driver said and I knew he was scared. And the others knew it, too.
I lay there, not daring to move, lest it drive them back into more activity. But now that they had finished, what would they do with me? Would they kill me or let me go?
To my great dismay, the leder came back into the back seat and pulled his pants down again. He made me sit on the floor of the car and then he shoved his penis in front of my face and ordered, "Suck on it, cocksucker. And don't get any funny ideas about biting it or you'll be sorry. You'll be real sorry."
I didn't move so he yanked my head and pulled me closer.
"I said suck!"
My whole face was sore and my lips were cut. He pressed his penis against my mouth. Sluggishly, I turned my head away and opened my mouth a bit to avoid the pressure against my lips. Suddenly he moved my head back and brought it to him so fast that I almost choked on his penis which now filled my mouth. I oopened my mouth as wide as I could in an attempt to avoid touching his penis. It touched the back of my mouth and I gagged.
"Suck on it, you little bitch!" he threatened again.
Then he turned to his two companions and said, "Boy, do I ever feel like taking a piss right now."
I heard the driver say, "you wouldn't, would you? Not right in her mouth? Well, for christsake, don't get the car dirty."
I heard them saying this but my sense of reasoning was numbered and by the time the mening of it filtered through to me, it was too late. Just at that moment, the leader tightened his grip on me and started peeing. Right into my mouth. I started wretching violently, and I struggled but couldn't move my head because of the viselike grip he had on me. I felt the urine run down my chin, soiling the rest of me as well as him. Thinking I was going to vomit all over him, he let go of me.
The driver was yelling, "You're getting the car all dirty and she's going to fucking puke all over the place. Get her the fuck out of here."
The leader jumped out of the car and he began putting on what clothing he had taken off. The driver jumped out of the car and reached in the back and dragged me out. Then he grabbed all my clothing and my purse and threw them out after me. I kept wretching, although the intense need to vomit had passed.
When the three of them had straightened their clothing, the man from the front seat beside the driver yelled, "Fucking squaw!" I heard the leader laughing as the car doors slammed. I pretended I was still trying to vomit. When the lights came on, I was able to make out the license number just before the car sped off.
Okay, I give up. I'm not going to try to advocate that we change over
1,000
names of places is the United States names "Squaw" some of which are
"historical sites" and protected by state and federal beaurocracies.
But I would like to give those that live in places with the
distinguished name of Squaw a few historical insights. There are several
interpretations of how the word squaw became incorporated into the
English language.
The one I have been told since I was a child is of Algonquian origin.
When Europeans first encountered the Native Peoples of the "Dawnland",
the Eastern Coast, they were met at the shore by the male warriors. The
Europeans wanted to know where the women were and the only means of
communication they had was crude hand gestures so the Europeans pointed
to their genitals. The Native people thought they were asking the name
of the male genitalia and responded squaw which was assumed by the
Europeans to mean "female."
Another version that I have heard from childhood was that when European
Invaders raped Native women, which was not as uncommon as some would
like to believe, the women screamed "squaw" meaning "no penis." Thus
squaw became a common term for female genitalia. And a very derogatory,
demeaning one particularly for Native Women and the common english
translation would be "cunt."
Since historically it is unclear whether it actually did mean penis or
vagina I don't wish to be sexist and assume that it is one or the other.
So let's try a differnt tactic. I opt
for equal opportunity sexism and racism. Why just disrespect American
Indian women by naming places "Squaw." Lets get the male gender and the
English equivalent out there in naming these places.
I propose we start with Squaw Valley, CA. How does this sound? "Ski Cunt
Valley and explore the Penis Peaks with your children. A family
orientated resort." I know that I couldn't possibly be offending anyone
since 'Squaw Valley' is acceptable the literal translation of it must be
acceptable also.
Then we'll move to the eastern United States. How about changing Squaw
Creek in St. Lawrence County, NY to "Twat Creek." That will give the
young boys and their fathers a topic to discuss while enjoying a nice
leisurely day at a trout stream.
And lets not forget the Squaw Creek National Wildlife Refuge in MO.
Don't you think "Cunt Creek National Wildlife Rufuge" in MO would give a
whole new meaning to their motto "The show me state"?
And then there's Squawberry, TN. A town with a population of 3,550. I
think changing their name to Pussyberry or Dickhead might increase
tourism and bring increased revenue to a economically repressed area.
Perhaps they can build a themed amusement park around their new name,
it might even draw some of the good ole boys over from Nashville.
Let's not forget Squaw Gulch and Squaw Creek in Alaska. "Cunt Gulch and
Pussy Creek?" It could entice a whole new generation of miners to stake
out the abandonded gold claims. Heck, that might even cause a traffic
jam on Squaw Peak Parkway.
Nancy Andrews, a resident of East Squaw Peak Drive in Tuscon, AZ said that "even if it turned out that ``squaw'' meant what it allegedly means, she would have no problem living on a street that had the word in its name." I can over hear the school yard conversations with youngsters that live here if it was named with the English translation . Where do you live? "I live on East Cunt Peak Drive." Well, why not? "A rose by any other name..." I'm sure Nancy and the other residents would agree.
The possibilities are endless. There are so many derogatory terms for female genitals that we don't need 1,000 places in the US named "Squaw." Just think how much more noticable "Cunt, Twat and Pussy" are. The new names could be an effective tourism tool, it would certainly grab peoples attention. And it is so much easier to understand the real name of these sites when it is in plain English not in the Algonquian language.
It's not fair to just offend, exploit and "honor" American Indian Women. We need to get everyone in on the action, lets hear it for equal opportunity sexism in the ENGLISH language.
"You sure?" the leader asked suspiciously.
"Yeah, I'm sure," the driver answered.
A SQUAWS FAVORITE GAME
CUNT = BAD!!!
SQUAW = BAD!!!
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