Yep, everyone is ripping off the hit show, including me. Anyway, our Boys scored a spot on the Music version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, along with Justin Timberlake, Mandy Moore, Puff Daddy, Britney Spears, and Adam Sandler. Well here it goes!!
Regis: hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!! As you know, tonight is our music special. We've got Adam Sandler, Puff Daddy, Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and the Backstreet Boys!!
(the sound of screaming girls erupts)
(Justin stands up and smiles at the teenyboppers)
Regis: well you know about the hotseat. I'll ask the fastest finger question and whoever gets it right - fastest - gets to try for one million dollars!!
(Nick gets a confused look)
Howie: (leans over to Kevin) I'm afraid if I get it right before Puff Daddy, I'll get shot!!
Regis: alright, the question is....who is just a girl??
(the camera pans across the contestants, who are just sitting, answerless)
(except one person)
Regis: ok time's up!! The answer was Gwen Stefani. Only one person got it right and that is...AJ McLean!!
AJ: (stands up victoriously) my buzzer actually worked!! (Britney checks out his butt *or lack thereof*)
Adam: SCREW YOU!!
Regis: ok, AJ, come on up here to play Who Wants To-
(he is cut off by more shrieks as AJ humps the floor happily)
Justin: (mumbling) I wish he'd stop that, I'm getting aroused.
Regis: AJ!! Get up here!!
AJ: (stands and hurries to the chair) sorry Regis
Regis: you know the rules so let's get started. The $100 dollar question is...what kind of condoms have been around for over 80 years??
(the camera pans the other contestants faces. Nick nods knowingly)
AJ: I don't need no damn multiple choice!! It's Trojan!! (humps the little board thing)
Regis: I guess you know a little something about condoms (smirks)
AJ: Durex all the way
(the producer quickly goes to a commercial)
(wonder why)
Regis: well we're back. Aj has won $100 for his favorite charity. Next question: what's the theory of relativity?? No multiple choice for this one.
AJ: that's easy!! SEX= S-E-X!!!! (hump, hump)
(Justin excuses himself to go to the bathroom)
Regis: I'm sowwy that's wrong. Now for our next fastest finger question. Get ready!!