Phoebe's Revenge

Finally Phoebe would get her revenge over Sara, but Karen was not quite as guilty as Sara. Jasmine was completely innocent, that is why when phoebe had found out that Sara had murdered Jasmine she had pledge to bring jasmine back to life if it was the last thing she would do. When she said this of course she did not know that jasmine's twin sister had been the one that murdered not Jasmine herself. A few days after Penelope's murder, Phoebe snuck into the county morgue and stole the head and a sample of every tissue of her organs as to restart her life in full.

Phoebe was cut short in her study of reanimation and had to attach and just barely managed to bring "Jasmine" back to life. Phoebe than continued to brief Penelope on what had been happening in the past decades. When Penelope realized that Jasmine's friend had killed her and taken away her life for the 30 years, and that jasmine had left the county to get out of history she decided to take brutal revenge on Sara and Jasmine. Just then they heard something or someone noising around up stairs. Phoebe was forever grateful that she had put her half-deflated U2 pop mart lemon in her bed so that her parents would not know that she was not asleep. Don't even ask why she still lived with her parents even though she was in her 40's.

She saw the tail end of a person enter her house. She flew upstairs. Damian came and told her that he had locked the doors and whoever was in the house had known to look under the doormat for the hidden key. Phoebe told him to "stay down here in case the intruder doubled back and tried to leave".

"I was right" Phoebe exclaimed, she locked the dead bolt ran up to the attic to get some gasoline, she threw off the cap and started to poor the foul smelling liquid under her bedroom door. She was just about to light the match when she remembered that her best friend Stu had been watching over her dear birds IV and Norma who were in their late 30's. Phoebe lunged for her key, which she had hurled to the ground. She grasped it and threw it into the lock, but before she turned the key she for reasons unknown even to her she yelled "SARA? KAREN?" in unison they yelled "YES."

"You guys, what's going on?!?!" Phoebe knew that Stu would know who she was talking to so she screamed "Grab the Blonde!!" Then she unlocked the door, only to find out that Sara was no longer a blonde but had dyed her hair brown. Guessing, Stu had grabbed Karen. Sara bolted past Phoebe and ran out of the house howling "AT 8:56, At 8:56". Karen, Stu and Phoebe just stared blankly at each other until Damian came upstairs to say that "Jasmine" (Pen) had left the house shortly after the intruder left screaming.

Two days later, in a cool fall afternoon, phoebe and Stu were surprised to find out that someone had come and cut apart Sara. This of course meant nothing to Stu, but deeply impacted Phoebe. She went to go see Sara in the ER. "You Flabby Basterd"1 was all Sara would say, needless to say Phoebe did not think that Sara recognized her. She rolled Sara out of the hospital, stretcher and all. She found Sara's nose, and her ear, and her left hand, and reattached them all. She only reattached Sara's left hand after much persuasion from Stu (who was right handed) but thought it was only fair that Sara get her hand back. Phoebe only agreed to this because she thought that maybe getting her hand back would help settle the controversy had effected the four friends' whole lives.

As reattaching someone's body parts one can get, how would you say, fessa,2 so Phoebe took a nap, and Stu went home. When Phoebe woke up she found that Sara was gone, but Pen was there, waiting like a vulture for her to wake up. With the sudden realization that someone was watching her Phoebe leaped to her feet and looked around with her heart pounding she saw Pen. Pen told her that she was not Jasmine, but Jasmine's twin sister, the only one of the two that could do simple and complex math. Jasmine would go to the bathroom and use that hour of school as a study hall while Pen did the work. Pen greatly appreciated what Phoebe had done for her, she hoped that Phoebe would not get in the way, but she was going to get back at both Jasmine and Sara. She goes up slowly, moving like a graceful octopus and left the room just as Stu arrived with take-out food. Phoebe waited until she was sure that Pen was gone, she sighed she did not know who's side she was on anymore. She was on her own. The only thing she knew was that she was going to try and keep Stu out of it.