Consequences

The Unnecessarily Evil Electronic Mail

CONSEQUENCES - A game which I started through e-mail and have regretted ever since.

This was the last e-mail I received before my participation in this game ceased. This was because some people misinterpreted its initial goal and plus...getting about 20 messages every day which produced the same content got rather tedious and a little bit BORING!!

Even now I still wonder how far this game went after I had pulled out of it. If you have the time to read through this, if you are intelligent; you will find this story absolutely fascinating and quite funny. It captures the imagination of quite a few people and as an everyday Joe, I believed these people were perverted and needed to escape into reality. Basically they didn't have a life. Except for me who was playing the part of one of these people just so I could get them to express themselves.

ENJOY la!!

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Subj: Consequences (i ended it. don't reply)

Date: 03/08/98 17:50:02 GMT

From: Dani81381

To: Dani81381, Supervaf, HyperGeoff, brian_nut@hotmail.com, BabyG388

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You have been involved in an internet game of Consequences.

If you have not heard of this before, here's what you do....Read the passages below and you decide how the story should go. It is entirely up to you what you write.

You can make it as long or as short you wish. Make it exciting, funny, horrific or stupid, no one cares..it is just a bit of fun.

When you have decided, copy and paste this e-mail and add to it with your version of events.

When you have finished, put your e-mail address at the end of the passage you have created, to identify yourself, and then pass this e-mail onto as many friends as you wish.

Try not to send it back to the person who sent to you.

This, I hope will generate many consequences of the story which would be both fun and interesting to indulge upon.

HAPPY WRITING!!!

HyperGeoff@aol.com (17th March 1998)

So the story begins....

There was no one in sight as Mary approached the lake. She dragged behind her a large sack containing the body. It was dark as she couldn't see much, because it was dark...Just then a car pulled up beside the lake and flashed its lights at her..She pulled out her handgun and fired a warning shot. The sack was just light enough for her to pick it up and throw into the freezing waters..Then she ran. But not far. A huge figure halted her in her steps. It was a man, and he lifted his right arm into the air.....(HyperGeoff@aol.com)

"How" the man said. He was an Indian who didn't speak English tht well. He was tall and had dark eyes that you could be hypnotized by. He was wearing only a garnment to cover his middle section and he had a bo and arrow sack. Mary could only stare into the figure. suddenly everything around her just went all fuzzy-like... (Dani81381@aol.com)

Mary awoke to find herself in a barn.The place smelt of manure and there were many indians surrounding her. "How" one said, "How Too" said another. There was this conversation going on with limited words and it all seemed too weird for Mary. Just then, a man in a suit pointed at her and said....(MagicFly@aol.com)

"You squaw of Cokuum," as he pointed to the handsome man beside him. confused, she tried desperately to awaken herself from what seemed to be an awful nightmare. But alas, she couldn't. Suddenly, a package was thrown into her lap. It contained....(Jabranica@aol.com)

A box of cigars, fresh from the factories of Cuba but the strange thing was, she didn't like cigars...The indian, whose name was Alan, started to kick the wall and shouted "Mary, you have been chosen to bare the scars of our forefathers and behold the cigar of truth". Alan took out a cigar and began to.....(Jo15462@aol.com)

He began to light the cigar for mary, but the match wasn't lighting. He was really getting upset now ard took out his blow tortch. Everyone there all stood back except the handsome guy. When Alan lit the tortch if was facing "the handsome guy". Suddenly a big wind blew througout the barn and the guy was tortched.......(GOD1981@aol.com)

Mary then felt the need to go to the toilet but it wasn't before everyone else did also..Alan tried to restrain himself from laughing at all the fools within the barn because of all their inadequacies... He felt the much bigger man although he had done some stupid things that day..Just then, out of nowhere, a bright light shone through the skylight of the barn.. Everyone held their hands in front of their eyes....(Lobster67@aol.com)

It was aurora borialis the northern lights and they were so strong they were blinding. The tortched man fell to the floor in ashes. Mary shover her way through the crowd to the facilities. It is all implied what she did from there....(Keelan12@aol.com)

When she had finished, it was daylight and she could now see thelandscape that had held her for the previous few moments of time. She had no idea where she was so she bought a map from a local hardware store. As she walked alongside the desert road, a limousine pulled up with blacked out windows. One of the windows began to wind down....(Hypergeoff@aol.com)

It was the President of the United States! And Monica was with him.......(Dani81381)

She thought to herself "but she was in the sack?". Monica lent out of the window and said " where are you going?" Mary replied "Where am I?" She was answered by a screehing laugh.., "You are like me now, DEAD!!!" But Mary didn't believe it,because she could feel her pulse beating fast, fast and faster......(BabyG388@aol.com)

But that was not right, she was dead, she did not have a pulse. No pulse, not dead. Not dead, then what was she doing here?!?!! Mary pened her eyes, she was sweating all over. She looked around her, she was back by the lake with the sack over her shoulder. "Damn, shouldn't have had that vindaloo this morning" she muttered to herself. Just then a car pulled up beside the lake and flashed its lights at her. A man got out, he lifted his right arm into the air........(brian_nut@hotmail.com)

And from afar made a hand motion to her. she came closer, feeling that she would not be harmed. he was motioning her to go to this new store near the lake! Mary was all excited, her fav store being Old Navy was right there, "wowsers" she yelled! She decided she hated the name Mary and changed it to her all time favorite Jade, she absolutly loved that name, i mean who doesn't right? JADE started to walk towards old navy when she found a 100 dollar bill on the ground, she thinks about it.. morals n stuff..and decides to keep it. having a great day minus all that indian dying crap she spends over 1,000 dollars at old navy. . . but the fun didn't stop there.. a limosine pulled up w/ all her favorite disney characters in it. Jade was daring and of course didnt have a care in the world so she hopped in.. the characters blindfolded her and cuffed her but she did not care.. next thing you knew, she was in DISNEY WORLD, her all time fav place to be, besides the mall of course.. she got one of those cool passes that lets her go first on all the rides and events. what can be better than this? Jade was waiting for a ride to start but all of a sudden... (footprints33@hotmail.com)

"If you're not angry about something, then you don't care enough. Because there's so much injustice." -(Ani DiFranco)

Jade noticed Aladdin coming towards her. All the other disney characters started to surround her. "Bloody Mary" they all chanted like zombies. Jade freaked out. She whipped out her Colt 45, but none of the characters paid attention. All of the tourists scattered. Jade jumped on a roller coaster car as it pulled in. She pointed the gun at the operator and he let her go. All of the Disney characters jumped on after her. She looked behind her. Maybe if I go faster, I'll lose them, Jade thought like an idiot. She tried 2 speed up the roller coaster, but had no way 2. She turned around, deciding to just shoot them all, but... (Eyenevar@aol.com)

Suddenly, she tripped over a rock and fell flat on her face. The Disney characters had caught up to her now and were all surrounding her again. They started chanting "Bloody Mary" over and over. "What do you want from me!?!" cried Jade. The Disney Characters just stood above her in silence now. Suddenly, Aladdin took out his sword and raised it above his head. "Oh no- please don't! I want to live!! You've always been my favorite character!" lied Jade who was now on her knees begging. Aladdin put his sword back in it's scabbard impressed with Jade's words. Jade now didn't believe such thing was happening to her. She pinched herself hard hoping it was just a nightmare. In a split-second she awoke in bed sweating- she sat up breathing heavily and deeply. "It was all just one bad nightmare," she whispered to herself. She turned on her lamp on the desk by her bed when all of a sudden she let out a piercing scream- aaaahhhhhhh!!!! standing in front of her bed-post was.... (Luella11@aol.com)

The entire nWo. "Hollywood" Hogan, Buff Bagwell, Curt Henning, Konnan, Scott Stiener, Eric Bishoff, Vincent, Rick Rude, Scott Adams, Apocalypse, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Dusty Rhodes were all there. But, the nWo was there for a very important reason... (Pritch833@aol.com)

they had to give her a million dollars. Apparently Jade, now back to Mary, had stumbuled onto something big when she was at Disney World. "If you shut-up, and don't say anything, you get to live." "Anything," Mary, mummured, confused as all hell about what was going on. "That's it!" yelled the leader, he stepped up from behind everyone else. Mary's eyes grew with shock and disbelief, there was no way, it could be happening...(supervaf@aol.com)

Mary pinched herself again hoping it was but another bad dream. Then the lights went out and she felt this cool breeze across her face. She looked around and saw the dark figure that she was staring at when this whole ordeal began. With looking closer Mary discovered that it was just a tree branch moving with the wind. There actually was no one else there. She looked for the sack. Seeing it lay there on the floor she pened it to take a quick peek in. Seeing Monica in there and dead relieved her. She sat down on the bank of the lake and took a really long and loud sigh. "Must have been those hallucinogens I was on. The docter said they would help with my depression." Tieing the bag with Monica in it back up she then proceeded to throw it into the lake. "I really should have buried her." A gust of wind blew Mary's hair all over. She carefully tied her hair back and took a look out on the horizon of the large lake. She could see that it was almost dawn. The sky was getting light. Looking again at what she thought was a person, she confirmed that it was only a tree. Turning around and begining her journy back home Mary thought to herself: "I should have gave Monica a proper burial but I don't really have the time. God I loved that dog." (Dani81381@aol.com)

Haha.....I ended it. It is dead now. No more Mary. No more falling thru holes to china, with bill, Monica, and john travolta. No more killer disney characters. No more Jade. No more salesmen, trying to sell vacuums, in Indian camps. It was all Jeff's fault. He put us thru this emotional distress. Vaf was the only one who didn't get the whole of it. You are lucky. I am so happy.oh by the way i am throwing a party (to the ending oif this stupid amd mindless threat to all humanity) Pauline and Brian you are free to join me.

::starts cavorting around the room like a crazed idiot::

This would have been much better if we just kept a single string. And we just took turns adding on. More controlled. But we are not going to go do that now. It is a dangerous pastime. uh huh. uh huh. Too much of a threat. I am I don Quixote the Lord of Lam Mancha my destony calls and I ride. I am Sancho yes I am Sancho I follow my master till the end. (sorry I was listening to the tape. Awesome movie. you should go see it if you have not already).
adieu and goodnight tus amiga loca Danielle

~~The End~~