In the beginning
the Dominance of Dragons was filled with Confuzion
Lots of it!
There were heaps of Confuzion 
That flew up like dust and made everydrak sneeze

The Reason for their Confuzion
Was simple:
Too many names.
They did not know whether they should say
Alfandra
The Dominance
The Wang Toodle of Dragons, or
The Wacky and Wondrous World of Wyrms

One day a bright drak
(Who it really was 
 Only the
 Whispering Shades seem to know)
Looked at the sign 
On which there were scribbled 
All the competing names
And Lo! the scribbling made up
A new name,
A true name,
A name one could see
Was Holy

xgrmpflmprxyzzz

And the name said to them
You can have as many names as you want
But know that I am the true
And Holy name
Of your Home

And the dragons saw
And recognized the name
And knew that it should always be written
And spelt as they saw it there

And the dragons rejoiced
And held a party
And a foodfight
And afterwards went to their lairs
And practised writing the Holy Name

xgrmpflmprxyzzz



And this is how it is known
And how it is written:

Never capitalized
Never misspelt
Never copied by mechanical means



Only

xgrmpflmprxyzzz

Nothing More



.

mnemonic aid

Hoki-aamrel the Cherry-red Dragon offered this helpful comment on how to remember the name:

	[alt.fan.dragons 4 Jan 1999]
	"...It's easy to remember, though my typist still
	sometimes needs to cheat (shame upon him!):
	x-grmp-flm-prxy-zzz, 
	as in unknown-grumble-film-proxy-sleep..."

pronounciation

xgrmpflmprxyzzz is pronounced the same way in which it is spelt. however, if the novice wants a tutorial example, sie can get that from Hoki as well.