the crew

so i finally walked over to the library and scanned some pictures so you people can see the humans whom i chill with. download these pictures and print them out. put them on the wall so it looks like you have a friend.

awww....look at stephanie. she lives at UMASS. she likes bananas and cottage cheese and cucumbers. that's about it. mmmm. she enjoys mocking the "southwest hoes", although she is one herself (we all are), going to class and not going to class...and still gets an A.....???

this would be melissa. she's a big guy. she is retarded. you can use your touch-tone phone to make donations to the "save melissa for the love of god" fund: 1-800-jkl-tard. little does she know that i had a dream about her boy, sean the other night. oh, yes, melissa...that little RA that used to live abouve us.

this is my brother. his name is mikey. i also like to call him: big pun, white guy or white mike. he likes to eat fruity pebbles. he thinks he's a pimp. he's all decked out for the junior prom here. mikey brought 3 chicks to the prom with him. big man on campus...HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! why did i make him blue? i'm not quite sure, but it brought out that little crusty in the corner of his mouth!

woof grrrrrrrrrrr arf arf. bow bow bow? arf arf grrrrrrr. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. arf arf nandie.
do you know what a dog needs? do you really know what a dog needs....a dog needs a grrrrrrrr. a dog needs a grrrrrrr -DMX