She could do

There Was An Old Woman And She Could Do
(Sung to the tune of "This is the way we wash our clothes")

Oh, there was an old Woman and she could do, she could do, she could do.
There was an old Woman and she could do, she could do, she could do.

(Along about the 4th or 5th verse, the listener would finally interrupt and ask,"What could she do?")

She could kiss my ass and so can you, so can you, so can you
She could kiss my ass and so can you, so can you, so can you.