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I don't know where Bruno found these, but I don't recommend using them.

(unless you happen to be at a math meet)

This is where the disclaimer about offensive content should go, but if you click on a link that says "pickup lines," this kinda stuff should be expected...

  • "You're as beautiful as a quadratic equation"
  • "Can I eat your pi?"
  • "Can I be your math tutor for the night? We can add a bed.... Subtract your clothes.... Divide your legs.... And multiply"
  • "You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69."
  • "You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?"
  • "Hey baby, want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"
  • "My hard drive has huge storage capacity and is fully operational."
  • "I may be a softie but I know how to work a hard drive."
  • "Watch my fractal increase exponentially."
  • "Let's make a composite function."
  • "My natural log is massive."
  • "I'll show what the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus was really for, and I won't need 2 parts."
  • "My pole is ready for a conversion to standard form."
  • "My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum."
  • "I can recite p to 154 digits, can you recite me 7 digits of yours?"
  • "Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve..."
  • "Wish I were sin2x and you were cos2x so together we'd be ONE!"
  • "Gosh I love integrating cosh! 'cos hyperbolic sine is a sinh!"
  • "I wish our love were like a sequence {sn} such that for every M > 0 there exists natural N such that sn > sN > M for every n > N because then our love would increase without bound!"
  • "Are you a derivable function? 'cause id like to tangent your curves!"



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