NATHANIEL DARRYLL DUNST


Not a very flattering picture of me. I guess they used it cus I am a TERRIBLE smoker, I know I should quit but it's like, when you eat Pringle's crisps you just have to eat them till the whole packets empty. Anyway enough of bad habits, my name's Nate Dunst, born in Kent UK, single child, my parents are divorced and neither of them wanted me really so here I am in a boarding school. My father works for Ferrari UK and my mother was a model for Ferrari promotion and here I am, the little fucking apple in my fathers arse. You grow to resent people, and I am full of resent.
Dunno who's fuckin foot that is in my photo...probably whoever I was seeing at the time. I'd rather have been sent to Warlock Castle boarding school, I hate living with two hundred bitches. On the fucking rag once a month, and they all have it at the same time. Girls were put on the earth to serve men and they are doing a shite job of it.
Glad to see Seany Blacksmith included the hottest girls in the school, though some of them I've never heard of and they ain't fit for example Calanthea, Natasha, Jessica, Amy Rose, Colette. And I can't stand fucking Berries Stanbury- she's always trying to be all hippy and sits their plaiting her hair and trying to get us all to go on protests about cutting down tree's and shit. Fuck that.
I think that Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers whatever you wanna call him is the coolest mutha fucka eva. He just, ah man, his words mean so much to me. I feel just like him. I go to the pubs alot, nightclubs, and went to that eminem gig. I work at the cinema which is crap so I just hide in the and watch the films pretending that i'm doing screen checks if anyone asks. FUCK YOU CINEWORLD!
Shite I sound like such a resentful, anguished freak. Ha who gives a shit. Sean wanted everyone to write how they feel about stuff and who they are. Well hope you enjoyed. You can email me if you like at the school, but i'll only reply if you're a hot chick who's up for anything. Don't bother emailing me to tell me i'm a sad bastard cus I already know.

Midi featured:"HIGHWAY TO HELL" Midi performed by Katz and Yates 2001

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