Dear friend, Hey, howzit goin? This is a chain letter. It’s traveled around the world something like three times. Uh, but now you’ve got it you have to send it to 400 other people or something. But I think you have to make copies of it first. Coz if you don’t, something that sucks will probably happen to you. I think it’s called a chain letter coz if you don’t keep it going the dude who started it will come over to your house and kick your ass with a chain or something. But don’t just believe me and stuff, Mr. X is this total wuss. And he didn’t want to spend all of his money sending out 400 copies. So like, the next day someone crashed his radio control airplane into a telephone pole. And then he cried. Heh heh. What a dick. The next day, Mr. X mailed out 400 copies. And now he’s broke. So don’t let this happen to you. But wait, there’s more. We gave one of these letters to Mr. Y, but Mr. Y didn’t send it to anyone he just kissed our ass. And then he said there was a few hundred more where that came from. So I guess somebody must have sent it to him before us. Uh, but if you do send it out, some cool stuff is supposed to happen to you. I bet I’m gonna get someone yummy in bed. Or I won’t always have to poop so much.
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