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ALL HAIL THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK AND ROLLA.

Paris/LeftBank/7558

Located @ geocities.com, this is my first home page. Has not much, really, just a couple of wrestling links, pics from live wrestling matches taken by me, a few more pics and stuff. If you don't have Netscape though, this page is probably gonna suck coz it kinda screws up a bit with Explorer. Click here for more.


Black Nigga Killas

"I'm servin' these bitches daily, I'm a Black Nigga Killa, that's what you can label me. Unfadable, see? You don't really wanna fuck with us. You can't touch us, you ain't able. Rest in peace. Flesh creep and sneak with a streetsweeper." The 411 on those two brothers from the ghetto. Click here for more.


Penises from Around the World

Whetever anyone says, willies do vary from one country to another. Check out foreign versions of your dick on this page. Click here for more.


Slapnutz Speaker

What's up Slapnutz? Spend hours of fun creating your own personalized, no hold barred sound bytes! Turn it up.


Chain Letter

It's been around since I don't know when. This is one of the millions and millions of chain letters that's been going around. Click here for more.


Pics

Here's my picture page! A bunch of scans, neos and vidcaps. New pictures added just recently. Includes a link to the BNK Photo Album. Click here for more.


Self-Defense

Getting your candy ass kicked all the time sucks, so you have to teach your candy ass how to kick back. Or how to self-defend yourself. Click here for more.


Buff Daddy

Here's a little bio of sorts. A few little nothings about the webmaster. Click here for more.


Things We Think and Do Not Say

"It's 1 AM and this might be the bad pizza I had earlier talking, but I believe I have something to say. Or rather, I have something to say that I believe in. My father once said, 'Get the bad news over with first. You be the one to say the tough stuff.' Well, here goes." Here is the memo Jerry Maguire wrote in its entirety. Click here for more.

The Rock in Titanic

"Ooh yes, Titanic was truly the ship of dreams. Except for the third class passengers. I guess Titanic was the ship of wet dreams for them. I was forced into an engagement with an evil, rich, white man. That's not what I wanted in my life. My heart longed for an evil, rich, half-black, half-samoan man. I've met plenty of evil, rich, blacks and samoans. But never a half-black, half-samoan, with sufficient income, and being reasonably evil." Click here for more.


Beautiful Girls

This is my own collection of pictures of who I consider some of the most beautiful women on this planet. Click here for more.


Priceless Moments (Adult)

Remember the "Priceless" Mastercard ads that never end? Here's another one of those treasures that no amount of money can buy. Click here for more.


The History of the Philippines

Here's a brief history of the Philippines. Hey, outside the pollution, the economic crisis and the never-ending array of problems, the Philippines is actually a cool country. Click here for more.


King Dong

John Holmes's 13-inch cock made him an X-rated legend. Then a wicked cocaine habit made him a prime suspect in a shocking multiple murder. Herewith, the true story of "Johnny Wadd" from the people who knew, loved, and prosecuted him. Click here for more.


Choose-a-Urinal Challenge

Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test, or suffer the wrath of men everywhere! Women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the restroom that MUST be followed. Take the test.


Odd Facts

If she were life-size, Barbie's measurements would be 39-23-33. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9. Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined. It's true, it's true. Click here for more.


Guestbook

Please don't forget to leave a message. Sign the guestbook here. After that, you can check out what other visitors wrote. View the guestbook here.


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