Chapter 39
“Zacky, where are you?” Lia called from the hallway as Zac played his N64 trying to beat Mario Party. ‘Maybe if I am REALLY quite she’ll go away… do I want her to go away…YES…ok…she is pretty hot, but she bugs me…hmmm, yo I’m talking to myself’, Zac thought to himself as Lia barged into the room. “So shrimp, what you doing playing Dress up Barbie or something?” Lia asked, as she rolled her eyes. “No.”, Zac replied. “What ZACKY, no smart retort, what’s up, finally took your medicine?” Lia asked as she sat down beside him. “I’m trying to beat the game, it requires mad skills, so I wouldn’t recommend you play, maybe you should shoo doggy!” Zac chirped, as he was hypnotized to the screen. “How about, no! Tell you what if I beat you at Mario Party then, we do something better, but if you win, then I’ll leave.” Lia suggested, as she smiled. “What Krissa figured out you really are all ‘air up there’?” Zac asked as he paused the game. “No, but her and Tay are having a heart to heart, makes me sick…*blah” Lia replied as she stuck her finger down her throat. “Fine.” Zac said hoping he’d beat her quickly.
“Game Over, Winner Princess Toadstool.” Came up across the screen. “Oh yeah! I told you!!! Did I mention, I’m the master at Mario Party? Oops!” Lia chanted as she did a victory dance. “Ugh, well, what did you have in mind as a “better” thing?” Zac asked as he leaned against the bed. Lia sat next to him and leaned towards him and kissed him. All of the sudden Ike walked in, “So Zac was that pepperoni or extra cheese because it’s herreee… oh my god! Zac’s getting some! Dear lord and all this time we were thinking he was the gay Hanson!” Zac and Lia looked up wide eyed like they’d just been convicted of a crime, “Uh..we were just having a tongue length contest and I won, of course, you’d expect nothing less of THE Zachary Walker Hanson!” Zac shouted as he stretched out his tongue. “More like tonsil hockey, ha ha ha, I’ve got to tell Tay about this one!” Ike raved as he closed the door and opened it back, “Oh yea, pizza’s here?” Lia and Zac nodded in acknowledgement. “Tongue length contest, real smooth, did you use your whole brain cell to come up with this Zac?” Lia asked mockingly. “I didn’t hear you jump in with a better excuse? Gosh, Holy Poptarts Man!!!” Zac replied as Lia just rolled her eyes and left the room mad. Zac slapped his head and said under his breath, “Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them, wait, did Ike just say the pizza’s here?!” Immediately Zac ran down the stairs faster then a speeding bullet.
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