President Clinton is a rather unusual mixture of alien energies. He is part Saturnian
and part Martian. This bizarre combination makes for an entertaining personality! On
the surface, Bill Clinton seems like he is a nice man, loving husband, devoted father,
and benevolent leader. This clever and very controlled image is in reality
his Martian
side exerting itself, by fooling the public into believing that he is just
like one of them,
when that couldn't be further from the Truth behind his facade!
Martians are infamous throughout this galaxy for concealing their true identities behind
a perfectly likable, almost too presentable projection! They intentionally
go out of their
way to make themselves well received by those who they have
close contact with because
they are aware that their underhanded and conniving
side would alienate them from everyone,
since their intentions are always less
than honorable!
President Clinton's Saturnian side has been resplendent with many controversies involving
every aspect of his life, from Whitewater fraud to sexual misconduct!
Bill Clinton is not the
"down-to-earth" person the naive voting public thought he was when they elected him to
office, although it is very difficult to catch him in
the act, as he is quite clever.
Saturnians are a very destructive alien race and crave the limelight as much as if
it were some kind of emotional stimulant or aphrodisiac to them! If Bill Clinton's Saturnian side stays as
active as it has been over the past year, you can expect to
see him either resign
from political office or face inevitable impeachment! The compilation of all his sexual misconduct cases
will severely damage his career, even though he appears to be extremely popular at present!
I feel that when he finally realizes there is no way out of the recent allegations by one of his former pages, he will resign his position to forego the severe humiliation associated with formal dismissal by a relentless, inquisitive investigative committee!
Expect to start hearing about President Clinton having some major health problems during this intense Saturn period he has been experiencing for the past two years!
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