Chris Farley was from Saturn. Saturnians can be very destructive aliens who usually prey upon humans, other aliens, and sometimes even their fellow Saturnians who they feel have weak souls with little, if any, willpower to resist self-destructive behavior! They found a willing "victim" in Chris, as he was not only extroverted but also very easily prone to addictive behavior as a means of escaping his problems with self-esteem.
Chris had problems with alcohol, drugs of all kinds, and food in general for most
of his adult life. Saturnians have a very powerful need to be in "the spotlight" all
of the time and Chris loved being the focus of attention and the "life of the party".
Chris Farley's human side made him a very likable person with a heart of gold, but
his Saturnian "alien" side was very self-destructive and compulsive, always pushing himself to limits that even HE did not understand!
Chris Farley's "human" form started to help him to slowly escape his destructive Saturnian heritage, and his very creative physical humor and jovial sarcasm was truly a wonderful gift to us all, but the evil Saturnians did not like that side of Chris and wanted to stop him!
Chris's fellow Saturnians were the evil alien beings directly responsible for inducing the "accidental" overdose which ultimately claimed his life! Whenever Chris was by himself, they would encourage him to take drugs and drink more alcohol than even HE thought he was capable of handling! Whenever Chris Farley's family members and close friends were around him, he would try to control himself to a much better degree because he could feel their love and genuine concern in his heart and it made him feel better about himself.
Unfortunately, the Saturnians won their battle to completely destroy Chris's life, as he left this world in mid-December of 1997. Although I was sad to hear that Chris left this plane at the young age of "33", I was also happy for Chris, because at least now he can be at peace and knows just how much he was loved and admired by millions of fans.
I hope that if any of his family members and close friends read this, it will help them to understand that Chris loves them all and wants them to be happy and hold on to the cherished memories of his unique charismatic humor which he generously shared with the world.
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