26. Two chemistry students wanted to celebrate the summer by fishing in their boat. But first they went to the lab and grabbed a bottle with the label "96%". After some time fishing, one said to the other: " I'm afraid we have done something wrong. This is not ethanol, it's sulfuric acid". The other replied: "I know, I have just peed a hole in the boat!!! "
27. A male polar bear and a female brown bear were sitting at a bar. The polar bear said to the brown bear: " Sorry babe. I don't think the chemistry is right".
28.
Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Massachusetts. They
did pretty well on all the quizzes, midterms and exams and had a solid
"A" going into the final. They were so confident that the weekend before
finals they decided to go out and party. They had a great time, however,
they were hung over the next day and didn't make it to the final on time.
After the final, they met with the professor to explain why they were late.
They told him that they "had a flat tire" on their way to school. They
didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time, that's why they
were late in getting to campus. The professor thought it over and told
them they could make up the final the next day. The two guys were relieved.
The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and handed them
the test booklet. They looked at the first problem which was worth 5 points.
It was a simple question involving molarity calculations. "Cool" they thought."
This is gonna be easy". They answered the question and turned the page.
They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It
said: (95 points) Which tire?
