29.   Two chemists met for the first time at a symposium. One was American, the other was British. The British asked the American: "So what do you do for research?" , the American replied: " I work with arsoles". The British said: " Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also"

30.   What is college?
          College is a fountain of knowledge where everyone goes to drink.

31.   How do chemists do it?
         Chemists do it reactively
         Chemists do it on the bench
         Electrochemists have more potential
         Polymer chemists do it in chains

32.    A psychotic chemist came home from work and had a big fight with his wife.  In the heat of the moment, he grabbed a bottle of some lethal chemical substance and forced her to drink it while he screamed: " Die Ethyl, die". The wife dropped dead on the floor and the neighbors who were watching the scene, decided to call the police. The policemen arrived and arrested the chemist. One of them asked: Was there any reason for you to kill your wife? The chemist replied: " There was no chemistry between us. We never bonded well although we tried.In the compound where we lived, our temperaments collided.  She always responded negatively to my comments. Our relationship was unstable. There was no possible solution. She had an attitude and I was explosive. Finally,  I overreacted. But now I'm glad it's over. I'm in equilibrium again.I will feel free even behind the irons."
 
 

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