1. According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? -Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
2. What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? -In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
3. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules.A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one.The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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