The Real Deal

Jordan takes a shot before realizing that GOD was on his way

Do you guys want to know the real deal behind the return of Michael Jordan to the NBA. Well let me tell you. A couple months back when people starting talking about the return of Jordan, everyone assumed that it was to basketball. Well let me be the first one to tell you that is a bad call. I knew about the return on Jordan through my agent. He told me that Jordan was gonna come back to Baseball not Basketball. Well this was good news for me because that would be another wanna be that I would face. Well I was all for that. Then I was told that as soon as Jordan realized that he would go against me, he did a complete 180.

Well since there was a rumor going around about him returning, he did not want to look bad and say nevermind. So instead of coming to baseball or retracting his statement, he figured that he would go ahead and comeback to basketball. Well I have some news for Jordan. When I was down in Houston with Barry Bonds, I stopped by the Rockets office. I talked to Rudy Tomjonavich and he said that I can come to camp. So starting on October 15, I will become a pro basketball player and be able to go against Jordan. What do you all think about that. There is no running from this Jorge. There is a reason why they call me GOD. I am loved by everyone one. Jorge is GOD. I am GOD. Fear me when you have to face me. Jordan, see you on the court!

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