Breaking Fucking News!!

 -- Barry Bonds Breaks the Record, click for more

-- Jordan's Real Reason for Returning, click for more

-- Ripken Cloning Project Begins, click for more

-- Jorge Julio Not Responsible for WTC Attack, click for more

-- Cloning Experiments Produce Unexpected Results, click for more

-- Jorge Discovers Anthrax, click for more

-- Check out the lyrics to my new song done by Nelly!

-- The EVIL Nixon Family Tree has been put up. You can feel the Evilness!

-- Trot Nixon SUSPENDED!

-- Minnesota Twins pick up a shocking new pitcher!

-- Officials agree...Julio breaks record by throwing Fastest Pitch!

-- Julio helping in ongoing negotiations with Vlad!

-- A special phone call to Julio about the winter meetings.

-- Even retards couldn't miss this meaningless chat!

-- Two big stories dominate the news day!

-- Has evidence been found of Julio creating life?

-- BJ Surhoff declines arbitration and threatens to unbalance the universe!

-- At a fan's request, we take a look at what Tony Batista has been up to!

-- A very upset fantasy baseball owner has some Julio related issues ruining his life!

 --(12/23/03) Julio's titanic battles are waged primarily on the baseball diamond. Read about one battle waged off the diamond.

 --(12/26/03) Julio's exclusive news on the latest in the A-rod deal!

 --(1/01/04) Julio discovers the shocking truth about George Steinbrenner's collapsing!

 --(1/01/04) A possible Conspiracy keeping Bert Blyleven out of the hall has been uncovered by the Jorge Julio crew!

 --(3/12/04) Joe reports to you a major story from the NFL!

 --(3/04/04) With all the talk of Steroids in the news, we put together an investigation against one of the games Greats!

 -- Check out the entire run of news on March Madness!

 --(3/25/04) Taking a momentary break from the animal MADNESS, we had to make sure to bring to you this heartwarming story of baseball's first gay lovers!!

 --(3/26/04) Blatantly ripping off the Daryle Ward site's interaction with Jerry Crasnick, the Julio site has called out Rob Neyer!

 --(4/07/04) The Boston Red Sox make a surprising choice for their center fielder.

 --(4/06/04) Sidney Ponson gets new theme music courtesy of Joe and John.

 --(4/15/04) The Animal Tournament is finally over... and the winner may surprise you!!

 --(6/01/04) Smarty Jones might have some tough competition at the upcoming Belmont Stakes! Find out why!

 --(5/27/04) Daryle Ward sucks!! Or does he? And how is Julio involved?

 --(5/10/04) Trot Nixon is still injured and puppy murdering is on the rise. Coincidence?

 --(5/10/04) Take a close look at the Orioles uniforms and you might see why this is the Year of the Julio!

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