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The Turd Anthem

turds, turds for everyone
turds, turds are so much fun
yes turds are such a friendly lot
always willing to give new turds a shot
they never judge and they never lie
they're the turdiest things and should never die

ooooooooo, save the frozen turds!
ooooooooo, save the frozen turds!
ooooooooo, save the frozen turds!
ooooooooo, SAVE THE TURDS!!

Written by F.R. Turd.

I cannot tell you what the turd anthem sounds like. You have to hear it to believe it! It's over 40 minutes long!!!

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