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«`º¤º Love °¤°´»

If you love someone, show them and say so!
STATEMENT

If a kiss is the language of love, then we have lot to talk about!

Article 1: METHODS OF LOVE
Kiss on the ear = "I'm Horny"
Kiss on the cheek = "We're Friends"
Kiss on the hand = "I Adore You"
Kiss on the shoulder = "I Want You"
Kiss on the lips = "I Love You"
Kiss on everywhere else = "Let's get Busy"
Holding hands = "We Can Learn To Love Each Other"
A wink = "Let's Get It On"
Slap on the butt = "Watch Out"
Playing with the ear = "I Can't Live Without You"
Arms around the waist = "I Love You To Much To Let Go"
Pulling hair on head = "Tell Me You Love Me"
Looking into each other's eyes = "Let's Get Romantic"
Holding on tight = "Don't Let Go"
ADVICE: If you are kissing someone, close your eyes. It's not nice to stare!

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good                
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1.  Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give 1 or take 1.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Article 4:
**Remember**
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some toungue
So open up your mouth, close your eyes,
And give your tounge some exercise!!!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses aren't kisses unless their tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
So kiss me baby im vaccinated!!!!!!

Here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1.   The way they always wear their favorite cologne
2.   The way they run their hands through out hair
3.   The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4.   The way that they casually put their arms around you
5.   The way that they kiss away your tears
6.   ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away
7.   The way they show off around their friends
8.   How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9.   How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15.  ... and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you
21. The way that they kiss you
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you             25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, when you think that they forgot   29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can't wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.  Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.  When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart.  We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.  It is a thing a
feeling, that is only felt.


Here's a few reasons why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just
had a big fight
15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. actually... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them              
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....
26. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that
you would die without them... it matters not.  Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.  We love them for a million reasons,  No paper would do it  justice. It is a
thing not of the mind but of the heart.  A feeling.  Only felt.

Ten Things I Hate About You

I Hate The Way You Talk To Me,
And The Way You Cut Your Hair.
I Hate The Way You Drive My Car.
I Hate It When You Stare.
I Hate Your Big Dumb Combat Boots,
And The Way You Read My Mind.
I Hate You So Much It Makes Me Sick
It Even Makes Me Rhyme.
I Hate The Way You're Always Right.
I Hate It When You Lie.
I Hate When You Make Me Laugh
Even worse When You Make Me Cry.
I Hate It When You're Not Around
And The Fact That You Didn't Call.
But Mostly I Hate
The Way I Don't Hate You
Not Even close,
Not Even a Little Bit,
Not Even At All.
--Kat Startford

«`º¤º Friendship °¤°´»

Thank You for being a friend

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying,and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He lookedup and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled aroundlooking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should getl ives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked allthe way home, and I carried his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday withme and my friends. He said yes.

We hung all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Damn boy,you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors,began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him! Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey,big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks(the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began.

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someoneisthe best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimatethe power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

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