RATED: G
DISCLAIMER: I DON’T OWN THE POKE'PEOPLE, YADDA, YADDA, YADDA… YACKITY SMACKITY!
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SUMMARY: A (VERY) SHORT FIC ABOUT A NOT-VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE….
A Not-so Pleasant Surprise
BY: Jessi Rokit ^_^
***The scene opens, it's a battle between OUR heroes, and OUR villains…***
Brock: Vulpix! Fire Spin!
A giant, swirling cloud of fire heads for Team Rocket.
J+J+M: It looks like Team Rocket's blasting off aaaaaggggggaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn!
Ash: Why don't they ever give up?
Misty: Who knows.
Team Rocket lands with a thud, well, Jessi lands with a splash…
James: Ouch!
Meowth: You can say that again.
James: Ouch!
Meowth: I didn't mean that literally, ya' dummie!
James: Hey, where's Jessi?
Meowth: Who knows?
James: Let's go find her.
Meowth: Aww, she'll be fine.
James: I'm gonna go find her
Meowth: Suit yourself
James gets up and looks around the forest
He can't seem to find Jessi
He decides to stop at a stream, and get a drink It is then, when he realizes, that there is a red and white blur, coming downstream
James: What the?
He realizes, an important fact
James: Augh! Its Jessi!
James jumps in, grabbing Jessi
He pulls her to the grass
James: Meowth! Come and help me! I've found Jessi! She's not breathing!
Meowth comes bounding in
Meowth: MEOWTH! What happened?
James: She musta' landed in the river
Meowth: Ya' think?
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Meanwhile…
Ash: Uh, do you guys hear something?
Misty: Hey! It sounds like a call for help!
Brock: It came from over there.
Brock points down into the forest below
Ash: Come on, let's go
They walk toward the forest at the base of the cliff
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James: Hey! Someone's coming!
Meowth: I'll go get 'em over here ta' help ya'
Meowth runs off
He returns with Ash, Brock, and Misty (PIKA!) And pikachu In unison, James and Misty both point their fingers at each other
James: Augh! It's you!
Misty: Augh! It's you!
James: Oh well, I need you to help me
Ash: What happened?
James: Well, thanks to you, when we 'blasted off', Meowth and I landed on the ground, but Jessi, didn't land on the water.
Misty: Oh, well goodbye, James
James: Wait, do you know CPR?
Ash: No, not particularly…
Misty: Me either
Brock: I do!
Ash: Ya' do?
Brock: Yeah!
Brock leans down (looking a little too happy) and gives Jessi mouth-to-mouth and at that moment (WITHOUT OPENING HER EYES!) Jessi throws her arms around Brock's neck and kisses him passionately. Brock has a surprised, but happy (sure that sound odd to you…) look on his face. James' face drooped, that is, until he heard Jessi's words…
Jessi: Oh, James!
Jessi thought Brock was James
James' face suddenly lifted
Then, Jessi opens her eyes….
Jessi: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Brock: Why, hello there, Jessi
Jessi: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ("HEY!") (Quiet Brock, you can't butt in on the story!)
She whacks Brock in the head with a mallet, pulled out of THIN AIR ™ (the place for all your invisible needs, including roses, mallets and paper fans)
Jessi: And just what do you think you are doing?!
Ash: He's giving you CPR, kinda'
Jessi: Whatdoya' mean, 'kinda'?
Ash: Well, ok, not really at all
After all this, James is still standing there, looking completely shocked
Jessi: Yeah, but I thought he was Ja--
It is then she notices, James is still watching her
Jessi: Uh… It was an accident, Heh Heh
Ash: Well I'm leaving now
Misty: Yeah, me too, see ya' (under her breath) hopefully not…
Brock: Uh… Bye Jessi…
He smiles at her, while she has a look of pure disgust on her face They leave
James: Uh…Jessi?
Jessi: Yes James?
James: Uh…Let's go home
Jessi: Okay
They walk off into the sunset (not literally, that would be too painful)
Meowth: Wait! You forgot Meowth! Wait!
They don’t pay any attention to the yelling cat, as James slips his arm around Jessi's waist
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